It's Hard to be Sleipnir @sleipnir-problems - Tumblr Blog

a common misconception

loki: where’s the child support bitch

svaðilfari: [neighs because he’s literally just a horse]

loki:

Got an iPhone, turns out horse shoes aren't touch screen friendly...

I wonder if anyone has a sleipnir tattoo...I doubt it.

No one ever takes into consideration that horses get sore after a ride too. Horse-sized hot tubs anyone?

And justice for eight-legged horses!

Wait... you're saying that wasn't a social issue in consideration...? Oh...

All of Halloween and not a single Sleipnir costume? I'm offended.

Someone make Thor stop the crappy weather. Stalls are boring.

No he isn’t, I speak horse.

Not only do I respect you, Susan, but I think you're cute...

They don't design buildings with 8-legged horses in mind...

Thor discovers Merry-Go-Rounds.

I’m not even sorry.

Basically, this is every day of my life.

Have you ever wondered how Sleipnir’s shoulders and pelvis work?

Quite well, thank you very much.

Was learning to walk difficult?

Have you ever seen a new-born foal stand for the first time? Multiply that by eight legs.

If you guys know any available eight-legged mares you should set me up.

Do you ever get Restless Leg Syndrome?

I have 8 legs. At any given moment 1 out of 8 is restless.

My goal during rides is to find out how many ways I can make Odin have to dismount.

Romney should probably never go to Asgard. He's not much of a diplomat.

It's Hard to be Sleipnir