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[slender-woman]

description time woooooo

I’ll start this off with I am not very child friendly so if you are a minor feel free to block me or unfollow me, I will most likely not post nsfw content on the blog but instead through my dms

if you wanna indulge in some of the nsfw stuff with me feel free to dm me (note, at any time I can and will not interact if I feel uncomfortable or feel that you have violated my trust and privacy)

letsss seee what else is there to know about me?

I love reading

i love playing games

i love my friends and some of my family

i love tumblr

i have back pain ☹️

I love musicals

I really love horror

dni if you’re an asshole or I feel bad near or around you

@z0mbi3cr33pyyyy is someone you should all follow along with their amazing girlfriend @pinkglitterglock

That’s about it for now!

catch ya later!

[zal-cryptid]

How my creative process works sometimes.

Search your soul. You know it to be true.

[slender-woman]

as both yea

[iapislazuli]

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified:      g a   ac  cat    a         ca       ’     a   t    at      a   T     a            a t  g         

Closest match: Raphanus sativus genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Radish

[iapislazuli]

Did you hear that buddy?

You’re a radish.

[formerlymaustown]

@yeahitsak

[harrisonthefulgurite]

[moxxie-by-proxxie]

woah

[redrosesshadowwolf]

Dude

Woah

[slender-woman]

collect my conspiracy theories

[asideblogofyours]

if this gets 1000 notes by March I'll uh. get a therapist. and y'all aren't allowed to reblog more than three times, I know what my friends would do

edit: to 1000 because my friends will try to get to 100 in the comments

[aliceflynnwrites]

Does every 1000 extra notes or something have a different milestone

[asideblogofyours]

Uh, sure why not

1k- Therapy

5k- My friend also goes to therapy (@shot--star)

8k- I'll tell my mum about my depression/anxiety

10k- I'll come out as trans and ask my school to change my name on registers

13k- I'll finish my fanfic

15k- I'll start reading books again

20k- I'll give myself a healthy sleep schedule

We all know at MOST it's gonna be 7k

[scp-slenderman]

... Slenderverse? @trans-slenderman @transgender-slenderman @everyotherslenderblog

[trans-slenderman]

SLENDERVERSE ASSEMBLE

@realest-slenderman @santa-slenderman @woke-slenderman @wokeslenderman @fakest-slenderman @enderslenderman @gaypride-slenderman @gay-slenderman @slender-woman @slenderthey @bitchless-slenderman @slender-bureaucracy @slenderfurry @sleepyslenderman

TAG EVERY SLENDER I MISSED GOGOGOGO

[slender-woman]

hell yea

[do-you-have-a-flag]

The dash is feeling Tennant-y tonight, I see.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

i found this ancient post from my blog so if you want to know what tumblr looked like from an ipod in 2010……

[sigynpenniman]

WOW

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[slender-woman]

earliest post I’ve found

[just-a-guy-with-a-blog]

A marble hornets AU where the operator runs the totheark channel and he has to edit videos

@the-pinkest-minecraft-sheep tagging you like I said I would.

[slender-woman]

@realest-slenderman

[tonyalmeida]

[slender-woman]

Collect my sound

[memecucker]

if you’re white and wanna write a poc character and feel awkward about it i implore you to ignore any twitblr stuff treating it as a massive ethical burden and instead come in more with the same mindset you’d have if you wanted to write about idk firefighters but didn’t know anything about firefighters so you do... research. Like fuck off with the weird kinda creepy calls for spiritual introspection you’re not writing about god damn space aliens you’re writing about humans and if you think you need more perspective of different life experiences just read?

[mala-taste]

If I were writing about firefighters I'd also, in addition to just reading about them, take advantage of Our Blessed Internet to ask actual firefighters about how shit works. I'd do the same for a minority I'm not a part of.

I remember when there was this LiveJournal community where you could just ask about anything you needed for your novel - medicine, professions, vehicles, how things function in country X - and people who knew something about that would answer.

We need to bring this back.

[mala-taste]

And apparently just this summer they DID bring it back - it's called Little Details and it's on Dreamwidth!!!!

[alexseanchai]

[detective-slenderman]

Took some creative liberties and I hope these turned out well

(@green-slenderman @fashionista-slenderman @slender-woman)

[slender-woman]

god damn I look amazing I wish I could draw like you guys

it’s super good thank you for making this!!!!!!!!!

[slender-woman]

also would you mind if I made that my pfp?

[detective-slenderman]

Took some creative liberties and I hope these turned out well

(@green-slenderman @fashionista-slenderman @slender-woman)

[slender-woman]

god damn I look amazing I wish I could draw like you guys

it’s super good thank you for making this!!!!!!!!!

[bitchlessslenderman]

You followed me back I'm now an actually accepted slender oh my goodness.

(🎉)

yea sorry it took so long man

thought i was already following you and got concerned when i didn't see you on my homepage then went to check on you and saw i apparently wasnt already following you lmao

[slender-woman]

are t you like the very first?

[enderslenderman]

i thought @realest-slenderman was the first

[slender-woman]

I’m pretty sure this bitchless slenderman was around abt 4ish years ago and i don’t think realest slenderman was around then

[trans-slenderman]

200 FOLLOWERS TYSM

[slender-woman]

let’s go I love my fellow trans people!!

[williamfnafton-deactivated20251]

do u have any siblings?

no, doubt they’d talk to me, much like my children.

[slender-woman]

If I had children I’d probably send them into the woods to collect my women pages

[girlnephew]

[slender-woman]

hahaha…ha….

:(

[realest-slenderman]

how do you make a slenderman blog. im a loser

you just make a new blog as a slender variant and come interact with my posts so i see you- theres a blog who lists all the variants i forgot their name but you can also comment on their list post asking them to list you

[the-challenging-slenderman]

I challenge you to join the slendermen!

[argentinian-slenderman]

i did it. collect my milanesas

[realest-slenderman]

hi argentinian slenderman

[asexual-slenderman]

hello argentinian slenderman!

[sleepyslenderthem]

Woll you accept me too?

[asexual-slenderman]

of course 💜

[sleepyslenderthem]

*naps happily in response*

[realest-slenderman]

sweet dreams

[slender-woman]

hey guys it’s woman time now

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[xeno-lalia]

I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.

[benjaminbadger]

This appears in your inventory once you fix 1000 objects

[the-haiku-bot]

This appears in your

inventory once you fix

1000 objects

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[slender-woman]

collect my tools….yes plural