Slender Jerma

Jeremy Elbertslend, AKA Slender Jerma, AKA Slerma

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Accidentally stabbed myself with an ice cream scoop

Yes, it was plastic

Yes, it's a blunt object

No I will no elaborate, my hand is bleeding

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banned from the vegetarian subreddit because someone asked how they could get more protein into their diet and i said from a good steak

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and from SUCKING THIS C-

*This suer has been banned from this community*

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banned from the vegetarian subreddit because someone asked how they could get more protein into their diet and i said from a good steak

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I thought I was finally safe from lactose intolerant.

Wrong.

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Eating a crunchy juicy pear and pretending I'm in animal crossing

[dankxsinatra]

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me when im in your hosue

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you never take me to

Bangladesh

you never cook me sausage on an open flame

never anoint me in oils

never write me a novel

you never poison the

mojitos

of my enemie-ie-ie-s

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still can’t believe they took the rock’s nipples away

who wants to bet they will CGI them back in after so many people complain that he looks off?

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Is fookin' minging

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I am placing blocks and shit 'cause I'm in fucking minecraaaaft

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C4 HAS A NEW 300MG CAFFEINE ENERGY DRINK???

Get the ambulance ready, boys, in goin in

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Unironically, this shit got no hands

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C4 HAS A NEW 300MG CAFFEINE ENERGY DRINK???

Get the ambulance ready, boys, in goin in

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I need my feet to be bigger because why TF am I built like this

That or I need to lose like 50lb

Pixar mom build fr

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I went to see the amazing digital circus last night with my friends ...

Wowza!

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all my shir be matrix themed, not because i like the matrix, but because i look looking at all the falling text, like weeeeeeee

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My body is a MACHINE!!

That turns EVERYTHING

into DIARRHEA!!!!

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Gonna let me cat tweet, lemme get him

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Banger :)