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Abandon hope, ye who follow me.

[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

IT’S STARTED

[itsfantasticallyhomoerotic]

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[nyctosaurid]

don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

[dovv]

was??

[lyingfigure]

😧😦

[favoritesticle]

[god-offical]

me after bottom surgery

[god-offical]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WRONG ACCOUNT DONT REBLOG THIS

[islamprotestan-blog]

only 5 seconds

[zanyflowerpizzatrash]

i wasn't ready for that..lol

[beardedmrbean]

#always keep a lighter handy #even if you don't smoke #fire is useful in so many situations Amen to that

[thorneduprose]

Humanity discovered fire for a reason

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

I mean, that is effective!

[slendermaren]

Re-Listening to Dimension 20’s Unsleeping City and season 1 episode 9 gives me Feelings™️

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

Fresh out the egg with my big feet

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[bonitabreezy]

Sure tumblr had the stupid infinite chocolate glitch, but at least it wasn't as real-world devastating as the people doing the Chase bank "infinite money glitch" this past weekend.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

If you hadn't heard, some numb nuts on tiktok taught people how to commit check fraud and then people recorded themselves doing it.

If you knowingly write a check you know you don't have the cash to cover, then take that cash out of the bank, that's fraud, kids. A federal fraud at that because banks are federal institutions.

And putting it on tiktok while you're doing it??? Well, that's evidence in the fraud.

[muppet-sex]

[whitneyzombie]

Oops I dropped my updated drive of DnD resources that I'd NEVER put the 2024 Player's Handbook on, or any other materials.

That would be so reckless of me. Who would leave 100+ DnD materials just laying around?

[fancygermancar]

”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now

[fancygermancar]

imagine you read the local newspaper and in the section where they discuss a recent murder they describe it as “young adult unalived by serial game ender”. like you’re a toddler surrounded by adults who need to watch their language around you. you’re sanitizing and cutting down gruesome, horrific actions and situations into digestible baby words. i know this has been said before by other people but i’m so so sick of it dude, don’t speak advertiser language to me.

[spacevirgil]

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

[chimerical-twilight]

C. Deserve love and respect

[willcraftapple11]

D. Also deserve hugs and fluffy animals

[its-pronounced-nuhrd]

E. All of the above

[slendermaren]

Me, realizing too late the ACOTAR series has me in a chokehold: Oh no….

My Instagram algorithm: VeLaRiS! ThE nIgHt CoUrT! ScEnTeD cAnDlEs oF rHySaNd aNd AzRiEl! CoNtEnT cReAtOrS fAnOn ScEnArIoS! GlItTeRy DaRk StOnE eNgAgEmEnT rInGs!

[tearlessrain]

I mean honestly I don’t hate Harris. or Biden, who has actually done a lot of good in the last four years especially considering the mess he had to clean up. but whatever gets the “my imaginary moral high ground is more important than peoples’ lives” fucks to vote.

[tearlessrain]

like she will probably be on the whole a legitimately good president and I think at a certain point the “ugh I know every option SUCKS but just hold your nose and vote” thing is just feeding the doomerism. things won’t just not get worse under a democratic president, they will improve. just because Harris does not hold the exact same views as a 20 year old tumblr socialist doesn’t mean she won’t make life tangibly better as long as we can get the house and senate squared away.

also Trump losing to a nonwhite woman might piss him off enough that he dies of rage like a sim so I think we should try it just in case.

[ilexvici]

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

[startrekrenegades]

[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]

[rita-lashette]

Best. Thing. Ever.

[takemetotheenterprise]

I can’t express how to ecstatic I am to find this video again in the depths of tumblr. It might be one of my favourite posts

[trekflower]

Reblog every time

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apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

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the whole club was looking at worms