Club

*There's knocking against the front door followed by a loud voice.*

Oi, baby sib! Brought someone ta meet ya, ya got company.

*Another voice says something quietly, seemingly concerned, but too quiet to make out through the door.*

( @slenderofthewildcard and Pink who will be on Wc's blog for the time being as usual)

{ Club opens the door with JSS not far behind, waving at the two guests. }

Oh? Hello Wildcard, hello... other person. Feel free to come in.

*Wildcard grins broadly, tendrils wagging enough for the sound to be noticeable as card drags Pink inside by the hand; ey smile politely to JSS and Club even if they cant see.*

's good ta see ya, meant fer ya ta meet Ace last time ey visited an shit.

My apologies for the delay; I do hope Wildcard mentioned the visit to you...you may call me Pink if you wish, I'm Wildcard's platonic partner. It's lovely to meet you, Club.

Oh, hello Pink. It is lovely to meet you a-

"YOU'RE SO COLORFUL."

Jumper, we talked about the yelling, please moderate your volume.

*Startled chittering, Pink's voice is now quieter than before, smiling in amusement.*

....Yes, I suppose I am, little one; its why I have my title...for being very pink.

*Wildcard only huffs in amusement.*

"I'm JSS! Nice to meet you! Club says I'm their seeing eye spider!"

{ At least it isn't full on yelling now. }

Something like that, yes. I do hope Wildcard informed you about the many spiders here... They don't bite. Not guests, at least.

{ Club has no faith in Wildcard. This is fine lol. }

Nice to meet you as well, little one; I'm sure you do a lovely job at that.

Indeed, Wildcard's mentioned them a few times...especially the one that seems fond of card?

*Ey're trying to not laugh at the reminder, amused by previous stories ey've heard as card grumbles and shoves cards chin on eir shoulder.*

You'll know the weird ass spider if ya see it.

Orange baboon tarantula. Large and fluffy. It very much likes dice, yes.

"Wildcard?"

Yes, the one that's also named Wildcard.

*Pink politely tries to cover eir mouth as ey laugh softly at this news.*

I see....it sounds very charming. Wildcard never mentioned its....name.

Because ya didn't need ta fuckin know.

It's very....sweet, dear.

There are others named after our other siblings as well, if you're curious.

"I ate my siblings."

Not an appropriate topic of conversation, JSS...can I interest you in any sort of refreshment?

How lovely, that seems quite sweet of you to name them after them all.

*Pink's smile strains slightly, uncertain how to respond to JSS's comment, chittering in concern.*

...I wouldn't be opposed to tea, if that wouldn't be too much trouble?

Anythin's fine by me, baby sib; but 'm goin with ya.

No trouble at all, especially not for you. I don't have a lot of variety - mostly green and herbal teas. Is that fine?

{ Club is going to get a good grade in interacting with Wildcard's partner, which is both reasonable to want and possible to achieve. They turn in Wildcard's general direction. }

Never said you weren't welcome to do so.

It would be appreciated. Those are more than fine, any tea you have will do........though I am partial to chamomile or mint if you have either.

A'ight. Uhhhh...

*Wildcard gives Pink a strained grin.*

I'll be alright here, ma ne m'oublie pas, fleur.

...if yer sure, Ace.

{ Club walks towards the kitchen, listening carefully to see if they can track Wildcard's footsteps. }

You're free to see if you want anything in the fridge, or I can make you tea as well.

{ JSS is standing awkwardly in front of Pink. Well, awkwardly for anyone else. JSS is fine. JSS has no sense of social filter. }

"Are you venomous?"

*There's knocking against the front door followed by a loud voice.*

Oi, baby sib! Brought someone ta meet ya, ya got company.

*Another voice says something quietly, seemingly concerned, but too quiet to make out through the door.*

( @slenderofthewildcard and Pink who will be on Wc's blog for the time being as usual)

{ Club opens the door with JSS not far behind, waving at the two guests. }

Oh? Hello Wildcard, hello... other person. Feel free to come in.

*Wildcard grins broadly, tendrils wagging enough for the sound to be noticeable as card drags Pink inside by the hand; ey smile politely to JSS and Club even if they cant see.*

's good ta see ya, meant fer ya ta meet Ace last time ey visited an shit.

My apologies for the delay; I do hope Wildcard mentioned the visit to you...you may call me Pink if you wish, I'm Wildcard's platonic partner. It's lovely to meet you, Club.

Oh, hello Pink. It is lovely to meet you a-

"YOU'RE SO COLORFUL."

Jumper, we talked about the yelling, please moderate your volume.

*Startled chittering, Pink's voice is now quieter than before, smiling in amusement.*

....Yes, I suppose I am, little one; its why I have my title...for being very pink.

*Wildcard only huffs in amusement.*

"I'm JSS! Nice to meet you! Club says I'm their seeing eye spider!"

{ At least it isn't full on yelling now. }

Something like that, yes. I do hope Wildcard informed you about the many spiders here... They don't bite. Not guests, at least.

{ Club has no faith in Wildcard. This is fine lol. }

Nice to meet you as well, little one; I'm sure you do a lovely job at that.

Indeed, Wildcard's mentioned them a few times...especially the one that seems fond of card?

*Ey're trying to not laugh at the reminder, amused by previous stories ey've heard as card grumbles and shoves cards chin on eir shoulder.*

You'll know the weird ass spider if ya see it.

Orange baboon tarantula. Large and fluffy. It very much likes dice, yes.

"Wildcard?"

Yes, the one that's also named Wildcard.

*Pink politely tries to cover eir mouth as ey laugh softly at this news.*

I see....it sounds very charming. Wildcard never mentioned its....name.

Because ya didn't need ta fuckin know.

It's very....sweet, dear.

There are others named after our other siblings as well, if you're curious.

"I ate my siblings."

Not an appropriate topic of conversation, JSS...can I interest you in any sort of refreshment?

How lovely, that seems quite sweet of you to name them after them all.

*Pink's smile strains slightly, uncertain how to respond to JSS's comment, chittering in concern.*

...I wouldn't be opposed to tea, if that wouldn't be too much trouble?

Anythin's fine by me, baby sib; but 'm goin with ya.

No trouble at all, especially not for you. I don't have a lot of variety - mostly green and herbal teas. Is that fine?

{ Club is going to get a good grade in interacting with Wildcard's partner, which is both reasonable to want and possible to achieve. They turn in Wildcard's general direction. }

Never said you weren't welcome to do so.

*There's knocking against the front door followed by a loud voice.*

Oi, baby sib! Brought someone ta meet ya, ya got company.

*Another voice says something quietly, seemingly concerned, but too quiet to make out through the door.*

( @slenderofthewildcard and Pink who will be on Wc's blog for the time being as usual)

{ Club opens the door with JSS not far behind, waving at the two guests. }

Oh? Hello Wildcard, hello... other person. Feel free to come in.

*Wildcard grins broadly, tendrils wagging enough for the sound to be noticeable as card drags Pink inside by the hand; ey smile politely to JSS and Club even if they cant see.*

's good ta see ya, meant fer ya ta meet Ace last time ey visited an shit.

My apologies for the delay; I do hope Wildcard mentioned the visit to you...you may call me Pink if you wish, I'm Wildcard's platonic partner. It's lovely to meet you, Club.

Oh, hello Pink. It is lovely to meet you a-

"YOU'RE SO COLORFUL."

Jumper, we talked about the yelling, please moderate your volume.

*Startled chittering, Pink's voice is now quieter than before, smiling in amusement.*

....Yes, I suppose I am, little one; its why I have my title...for being very pink.

*Wildcard only huffs in amusement.*

"I'm JSS! Nice to meet you! Club says I'm their seeing eye spider!"

{ At least it isn't full on yelling now. }

Something like that, yes. I do hope Wildcard informed you about the many spiders here... They don't bite. Not guests, at least.

{ Club has no faith in Wildcard. This is fine lol. }

Nice to meet you as well, little one; I'm sure you do a lovely job at that.

Indeed, Wildcard's mentioned them a few times...especially the one that seems fond of card?

*Ey're trying to not laugh at the reminder, amused by previous stories ey've heard as card grumbles and shoves cards chin on eir shoulder.*

You'll know the weird ass spider if ya see it.

Orange baboon tarantula. Large and fluffy. It very much likes dice, yes.

"Wildcard?"

Yes, the one that's also named Wildcard.

*Pink politely tries to cover eir mouth as ey laugh softly at this news.*

I see....it sounds very charming. Wildcard never mentioned its....name.

Because ya didn't need ta fuckin know.

It's very....sweet, dear.

There are others named after our other siblings as well, if you're curious.

"I ate my siblings."

Not an appropriate topic of conversation, JSS...can I interest you in any sort of refreshment?

*There's knocking against the front door followed by a loud voice.*

Oi, baby sib! Brought someone ta meet ya, ya got company.

*Another voice says something quietly, seemingly concerned, but too quiet to make out through the door.*

( @slenderofthewildcard and Pink who will be on Wc's blog for the time being as usual)

{ Club opens the door with JSS not far behind, waving at the two guests. }

Oh? Hello Wildcard, hello... other person. Feel free to come in.

*Wildcard grins broadly, tendrils wagging enough for the sound to be noticeable as card drags Pink inside by the hand; ey smile politely to JSS and Club even if they cant see.*

's good ta see ya, meant fer ya ta meet Ace last time ey visited an shit.

My apologies for the delay; I do hope Wildcard mentioned the visit to you...you may call me Pink if you wish, I'm Wildcard's platonic partner. It's lovely to meet you, Club.

Oh, hello Pink. It is lovely to meet you a-

"YOU'RE SO COLORFUL."

Jumper, we talked about the yelling, please moderate your volume.

*Startled chittering, Pink's voice is now quieter than before, smiling in amusement.*

....Yes, I suppose I am, little one; its why I have my title...for being very pink.

*Wildcard only huffs in amusement.*

"I'm JSS! Nice to meet you! Club says I'm their seeing eye spider!"

{ At least it isn't full on yelling now. }

Something like that, yes. I do hope Wildcard informed you about the many spiders here... They don't bite. Not guests, at least.

{ Club has no faith in Wildcard. This is fine lol. }

Nice to meet you as well, little one; I'm sure you do a lovely job at that.

Indeed, Wildcard's mentioned them a few times...especially the one that seems fond of card?

*Ey're trying to not laugh at the reminder, amused by previous stories ey've heard as card grumbles and shoves cards chin on eir shoulder.*

You'll know the weird ass spider if ya see it.

Orange baboon tarantula. Large and fluffy. It very much likes dice, yes.

"Wildcard?"

Yes, the one that's also named Wildcard.

is your sisters partner anything what you expected considering......Wildcard

I would be afraid if Wildcard had a partner like luck.

*There's knocking against the front door followed by a loud voice.*

Oi, baby sib! Brought someone ta meet ya, ya got company.

*Another voice says something quietly, seemingly concerned, but too quiet to make out through the door.*

( @slenderofthewildcard and Pink who will be on Wc's blog for the time being as usual)

{ Club opens the door with JSS not far behind, waving at the two guests. }

Oh? Hello Wildcard, hello... other person. Feel free to come in.

*Wildcard grins broadly, tendrils wagging enough for the sound to be noticeable as card drags Pink inside by the hand; ey smile politely to JSS and Club even if they cant see.*

's good ta see ya, meant fer ya ta meet Ace last time ey visited an shit.

My apologies for the delay; I do hope Wildcard mentioned the visit to you...you may call me Pink if you wish, I'm Wildcard's platonic partner. It's lovely to meet you, Club.

Oh, hello Pink. It is lovely to meet you a-

"YOU'RE SO COLORFUL."

Jumper, we talked about the yelling, please moderate your volume.

*Startled chittering, Pink's voice is now quieter than before, smiling in amusement.*

....Yes, I suppose I am, little one; its why I have my title...for being very pink.

*Wildcard only huffs in amusement.*

"I'm JSS! Nice to meet you! Club says I'm their seeing eye spider!"

{ At least it isn't full on yelling now. }

Something like that, yes. I do hope Wildcard informed you about the many spiders here... They don't bite. Not guests, at least.

{ Club has no faith in Wildcard. This is fine lol. }

*There's knocking against the front door followed by a loud voice.*

Oi, baby sib! Brought someone ta meet ya, ya got company.

*Another voice says something quietly, seemingly concerned, but too quiet to make out through the door.*

( @slenderofthewildcard and Pink who will be on Wc's blog for the time being as usual)

{ Club opens the door with JSS not far behind, waving at the two guests. }

Oh? Hello Wildcard, hello... other person. Feel free to come in.

*Wildcard grins broadly, tendrils wagging enough for the sound to be noticeable as card drags Pink inside by the hand; ey smile politely to JSS and Club even if they cant see.*

's good ta see ya, meant fer ya ta meet Ace last time ey visited an shit.

My apologies for the delay; I do hope Wildcard mentioned the visit to you...you may call me Pink if you wish, I'm Wildcard's platonic partner. It's lovely to meet you, Club.

Oh, hello Pink. It is lovely to meet you a-

"YOU'RE SO COLORFUL."

Jumper, we talked about the yelling, please moderate your volume.

.....it would have been helpful if your brother, idk, TOLD you who they brought specifically instead of just "company"

Or called you first

And you think she'd do that, why?

*There's knocking against the front door followed by a loud voice.*

Oi, baby sib! Brought someone ta meet ya, ya got company.

*Another voice says something quietly, seemingly concerned, but too quiet to make out through the door.*

( @slenderofthewildcard and Pink who will be on Wc's blog for the time being as usual)

{ Club opens the door with JSS not far behind, waving at the two guests. }

Oh? Hello Wildcard, hello... other person. Feel free to come in.

hap birth

Thank you, anonymous.

ITS THE IDES

Yes.

*She stumbled to the front door, still trying to find her footing after being quadpeled for so long. Her knuckles gently rapped the door, holding the wall for support.*

(@rizz-slenderman/Koppi)

[ Club opens the door with JSS right at their side. ]

Hello?

My children.. are they here?

*She is clearly out of it and exhausted.*

I'd sure hope no kids got in here. JSS?

[ The spider chimes an agreement that it hasn't seen any. ]

…kittens, the kittens..

*Her tone becomes more panicked.*

Kittens? Yeah, there's kittens here. Thankfully none of the spiders have bitten them. One has an injured leg that's currently in a cast. Weekly vet visits are needed, I've been told.

Let me see them. Please. I can’t let one die without my care, I just can’t!

Ill get them. JSS, stay here.

Thank you dearly.. hi spider.

your children like to harass people inappropriately.

…what did they do..?

*She lets out a tired sigh.*

tongue. in my mouth.

…so they kissed you..?

In my mouth

Is there a reason you don’t like that..?

I DON'T WANT TO BE MADE OUT WITH.

….they weren’t making out with you, merely trying to get you to back away..

It climbed onto me !

But you hurt them, didn’t you..? Is it not deserved?

*She reached out to gently pet them.*

No???? Sexual harassment is bad????

That’s not.. sexual harassment..

*She sighs like a tired mom.*

Sticking your tongue in someone's mouth is sexual harassment.

They’re just kittens. None of them mean THAT.

If they're old enough to not be locked in a room to cannibalize on each other they're old enough to know better

…kittens don’t typically resort to cannibalism.. are you okay?

Then how do you know which ones are worth raising if they don't kill each other?

All of them are worth raising in my eyes. It’s the beauty of it..

That's not a very good reason to have children.

….are my children here yet?

They like to hide.

Do you think you can ask your owner where the kittens are..?

:) I am not owned by anyone

Ah, my bad… who are they to you then?

.... Dunno! Dunno, dunno. I like them! I like them lots! I help them get food! Yep! Get food!

Woah.. what kinds of food do you get?

People! They like the strong ones because if you can make the guard go down they topple like they were weak!

…..that’s..nice…

Where are my children..

[ Club finally returns, having someho managed to wrangle all of the kittens. ]

*She stumbled to the front door, still trying to find her footing after being quadpeled for so long. Her knuckles gently rapped the door, holding the wall for support.*

(@rizz-slenderman/Koppi)

[ Club opens the door with JSS right at their side. ]

Hello?

My children.. are they here?

*She is clearly out of it and exhausted.*

I'd sure hope no kids got in here. JSS?

[ The spider chimes an agreement that it hasn't seen any. ]

…kittens, the kittens..

*Her tone becomes more panicked.*

Kittens? Yeah, there's kittens here. Thankfully none of the spiders have bitten them. One has an injured leg that's currently in a cast. Weekly vet visits are needed, I've been told.

Let me see them. Please. I can’t let one die without my care, I just can’t!

Ill get them. JSS, stay here.

club that is their mother

That is a human

*She stumbled to the front door, still trying to find her footing after being quadpeled for so long. Her knuckles gently rapped the door, holding the wall for support.*

(@rizz-slenderman/Koppi)

[ Club opens the door with JSS right at their side. ]

Hello?

My children.. are they here?

*She is clearly out of it and exhausted.*

I'd sure hope no kids got in here. JSS?

[ The spider chimes an agreement that it hasn't seen any. ]

…kittens, the kittens..

*Her tone becomes more panicked.*