JSS! @jumpingspiderslender - Tumblr Blog

My children.. are they here?

*She is clearly out of it and exhausted.*

I'd sure hope no kids got in here. JSS?

[ The spider chimes an agreement that it hasn't seen any. ]

…kittens, the kittens..

*Her tone becomes more panicked.*

Kittens? Yeah, there's kittens here. Thankfully none of the spiders have bitten them. One has an injured leg that's currently in a cast. Weekly vet visits are needed, I've been told.

Let me see them. Please. I can’t let one die without my care, I just can’t!

Ill get them. JSS, stay here.

Thank you dearly.. hi spider.

your children like to harass people inappropriately.

…what did they do..?

*She lets out a tired sigh.*

tongue. in my mouth.

…so they kissed you..?

In my mouth

Is there a reason you don’t like that..?

I DON'T WANT TO BE MADE OUT WITH.

….they weren’t making out with you, merely trying to get you to back away..

It climbed onto me !

But you hurt them, didn’t you..? Is it not deserved?

*She reached out to gently pet them.*

No???? Sexual harassment is bad????

That’s not.. sexual harassment..

*She sighs like a tired mom.*

Sticking your tongue in someone's mouth is sexual harassment.

They’re just kittens. None of them mean THAT.

If they're old enough to not be locked in a room to cannibalize on each other they're old enough to know better

…kittens don’t typically resort to cannibalism.. are you okay?

Then how do you know which ones are worth raising if they don't kill each other?

All of them are worth raising in my eyes. It’s the beauty of it..

That's not a very good reason to have children.

….are my children here yet?

They like to hide.

Do you think you can ask your owner where the kittens are..?

:) I am not owned by anyone

Ah, my bad… who are they to you then?

.... Dunno! Dunno, dunno. I like them! I like them lots! I help them get food! Yep! Get food!

Woah.. what kinds of food do you get?

People! They like the strong ones because if you can make the guard go down they topple like they were weak!

*She stumbled to the front door, still trying to find her footing after being quadpeled for so long. Her knuckles gently rapped the door, holding the wall for support.*

(@rizz-slenderman/Koppi)

[ Club opens the door with JSS right at their side. ]

Hello?

My children.. are they here?

*She is clearly out of it and exhausted.*

I'd sure hope no kids got in here. JSS?

[ The spider chimes an agreement that it hasn't seen any. ]

…kittens, the kittens..

*Her tone becomes more panicked.*

Kittens? Yeah, there's kittens here. Thankfully none of the spiders have bitten them. One has an injured leg that's currently in a cast. Weekly vet visits are needed, I've been told.

Let me see them. Please. I can’t let one die without my care, I just can’t!

Ill get them. JSS, stay here.

Thank you dearly.. hi spider.

your children like to harass people inappropriately.

…what did they do..?

*She lets out a tired sigh.*

tongue. in my mouth.

…so they kissed you..?

In my mouth

Is there a reason you don’t like that..?

I DON'T WANT TO BE MADE OUT WITH.

….they weren’t making out with you, merely trying to get you to back away..

It climbed onto me !

But you hurt them, didn’t you..? Is it not deserved?

*She reached out to gently pet them.*

No???? Sexual harassment is bad????

That’s not.. sexual harassment..

*She sighs like a tired mom.*

Sticking your tongue in someone's mouth is sexual harassment.

They’re just kittens. None of them mean THAT.

If they're old enough to not be locked in a room to cannibalize on each other they're old enough to know better

…kittens don’t typically resort to cannibalism.. are you okay?

Then how do you know which ones are worth raising if they don't kill each other?

All of them are worth raising in my eyes. It’s the beauty of it..

That's not a very good reason to have children.

….are my children here yet?

They like to hide.

Do you think you can ask your owner where the kittens are..?

:) I am not owned by anyone

Ah, my bad… who are they to you then?

.... Dunno! Dunno, dunno. I like them! I like them lots! I help them get food! Yep! Get food!

*She stumbled to the front door, still trying to find her footing after being quadpeled for so long. Her knuckles gently rapped the door, holding the wall for support.*

(@rizz-slenderman/Koppi)

[ Club opens the door with JSS right at their side. ]

Hello?

My children.. are they here?

*She is clearly out of it and exhausted.*

I'd sure hope no kids got in here. JSS?

[ The spider chimes an agreement that it hasn't seen any. ]

…kittens, the kittens..

*Her tone becomes more panicked.*

Kittens? Yeah, there's kittens here. Thankfully none of the spiders have bitten them. One has an injured leg that's currently in a cast. Weekly vet visits are needed, I've been told.

Let me see them. Please. I can’t let one die without my care, I just can’t!

Ill get them. JSS, stay here.

Thank you dearly.. hi spider.

your children like to harass people inappropriately.

…what did they do..?

*She lets out a tired sigh.*

tongue. in my mouth.

…so they kissed you..?

In my mouth

Is there a reason you don’t like that..?

I DON'T WANT TO BE MADE OUT WITH.

….they weren’t making out with you, merely trying to get you to back away..

It climbed onto me !

But you hurt them, didn’t you..? Is it not deserved?

*She reached out to gently pet them.*

No???? Sexual harassment is bad????

That’s not.. sexual harassment..

*She sighs like a tired mom.*

Sticking your tongue in someone's mouth is sexual harassment.

They’re just kittens. None of them mean THAT.

If they're old enough to not be locked in a room to cannibalize on each other they're old enough to know better

…kittens don’t typically resort to cannibalism.. are you okay?

Then how do you know which ones are worth raising if they don't kill each other?

All of them are worth raising in my eyes. It’s the beauty of it..

That's not a very good reason to have children.

….are my children here yet?

They like to hide.

Do you think you can ask your owner where the kittens are..?

:) I am not owned by anyone

#murder ous intent

*She stumbled to the front door, still trying to find her footing after being quadpeled for so long. Her knuckles gently rapped the door, holding the wall for support.*

(@rizz-slenderman/Koppi)

[ Club opens the door with JSS right at their side. ]

Hello?

My children.. are they here?

*She is clearly out of it and exhausted.*

I'd sure hope no kids got in here. JSS?

[ The spider chimes an agreement that it hasn't seen any. ]

…kittens, the kittens..

*Her tone becomes more panicked.*

Kittens? Yeah, there's kittens here. Thankfully none of the spiders have bitten them. One has an injured leg that's currently in a cast. Weekly vet visits are needed, I've been told.

Let me see them. Please. I can’t let one die without my care, I just can’t!

Ill get them. JSS, stay here.

Thank you dearly.. hi spider.

your children like to harass people inappropriately.

…what did they do..?

*She lets out a tired sigh.*

tongue. in my mouth.

…so they kissed you..?

In my mouth

Is there a reason you don’t like that..?

I DON'T WANT TO BE MADE OUT WITH.

….they weren’t making out with you, merely trying to get you to back away..

It climbed onto me !

But you hurt them, didn’t you..? Is it not deserved?

*She reached out to gently pet them.*

No???? Sexual harassment is bad????

That’s not.. sexual harassment..

*She sighs like a tired mom.*

Sticking your tongue in someone's mouth is sexual harassment.

They’re just kittens. None of them mean THAT.

If they're old enough to not be locked in a room to cannibalize on each other they're old enough to know better

…kittens don’t typically resort to cannibalism.. are you okay?

Then how do you know which ones are worth raising if they don't kill each other?

All of them are worth raising in my eyes. It’s the beauty of it..

That's not a very good reason to have children.

….are my children here yet?

They like to hide.

*She stumbled to the front door, still trying to find her footing after being quadpeled for so long. Her knuckles gently rapped the door, holding the wall for support.*

(@rizz-slenderman/Koppi)

[ Club opens the door with JSS right at their side. ]

Hello?

My children.. are they here?

*She is clearly out of it and exhausted.*

I'd sure hope no kids got in here. JSS?

[ The spider chimes an agreement that it hasn't seen any. ]

…kittens, the kittens..

*Her tone becomes more panicked.*

Kittens? Yeah, there's kittens here. Thankfully none of the spiders have bitten them. One has an injured leg that's currently in a cast. Weekly vet visits are needed, I've been told.

Let me see them. Please. I can’t let one die without my care, I just can’t!

Ill get them. JSS, stay here.

Thank you dearly.. hi spider.

your children like to harass people inappropriately.

…what did they do..?

*She lets out a tired sigh.*

tongue. in my mouth.

…so they kissed you..?

In my mouth

Is there a reason you don’t like that..?

I DON'T WANT TO BE MADE OUT WITH.

….they weren’t making out with you, merely trying to get you to back away..

It climbed onto me !

But you hurt them, didn’t you..? Is it not deserved?

*She reached out to gently pet them.*

No???? Sexual harassment is bad????

That’s not.. sexual harassment..

*She sighs like a tired mom.*

Sticking your tongue in someone's mouth is sexual harassment.

They’re just kittens. None of them mean THAT.

If they're old enough to not be locked in a room to cannibalize on each other they're old enough to know better

…kittens don’t typically resort to cannibalism.. are you okay?

Then how do you know which ones are worth raising if they don't kill each other?

All of them are worth raising in my eyes. It’s the beauty of it..

That's not a very good reason to have children.

*She stumbled to the front door, still trying to find her footing after being quadpeled for so long. Her knuckles gently rapped the door, holding the wall for support.*

(@rizz-slenderman/Koppi)

[ Club opens the door with JSS right at their side. ]

Hello?

My children.. are they here?

*She is clearly out of it and exhausted.*

I'd sure hope no kids got in here. JSS?

[ The spider chimes an agreement that it hasn't seen any. ]

…kittens, the kittens..

*Her tone becomes more panicked.*

Kittens? Yeah, there's kittens here. Thankfully none of the spiders have bitten them. One has an injured leg that's currently in a cast. Weekly vet visits are needed, I've been told.

Let me see them. Please. I can’t let one die without my care, I just can’t!

Ill get them. JSS, stay here.

Thank you dearly.. hi spider.

your children like to harass people inappropriately.

…what did they do..?

*She lets out a tired sigh.*

tongue. in my mouth.

…so they kissed you..?

In my mouth

Is there a reason you don’t like that..?

I DON'T WANT TO BE MADE OUT WITH.

….they weren’t making out with you, merely trying to get you to back away..

It climbed onto me !

But you hurt them, didn’t you..? Is it not deserved?

*She reached out to gently pet them.*

No???? Sexual harassment is bad????

That’s not.. sexual harassment..

*She sighs like a tired mom.*

Sticking your tongue in someone's mouth is sexual harassment.

They’re just kittens. None of them mean THAT.

If they're old enough to not be locked in a room to cannibalize on each other they're old enough to know better

…kittens don’t typically resort to cannibalism.. are you okay?

Then how do you know which ones are worth raising if they don't kill each other?

*She stumbled to the front door, still trying to find her footing after being quadpeled for so long. Her knuckles gently rapped the door, holding the wall for support.*

(@rizz-slenderman/Koppi)

[ Club opens the door with JSS right at their side. ]

Hello?

My children.. are they here?

*She is clearly out of it and exhausted.*

I'd sure hope no kids got in here. JSS?

[ The spider chimes an agreement that it hasn't seen any. ]

…kittens, the kittens..

*Her tone becomes more panicked.*

Kittens? Yeah, there's kittens here. Thankfully none of the spiders have bitten them. One has an injured leg that's currently in a cast. Weekly vet visits are needed, I've been told.

Let me see them. Please. I can’t let one die without my care, I just can’t!

Ill get them. JSS, stay here.

Thank you dearly.. hi spider.

your children like to harass people inappropriately.

…what did they do..?

*She lets out a tired sigh.*

tongue. in my mouth.

…so they kissed you..?

In my mouth

Is there a reason you don’t like that..?

I DON'T WANT TO BE MADE OUT WITH.

….they weren’t making out with you, merely trying to get you to back away..

It climbed onto me !

But you hurt them, didn’t you..? Is it not deserved?

*She reached out to gently pet them.*

No???? Sexual harassment is bad????

That’s not.. sexual harassment..

*She sighs like a tired mom.*

Sticking your tongue in someone's mouth is sexual harassment.

They’re just kittens. None of them mean THAT.

If they're old enough to not be locked in a room to cannibalize on each other they're old enough to know better

*She stumbled to the front door, still trying to find her footing after being quadpeled for so long. Her knuckles gently rapped the door, holding the wall for support.*

(@rizz-slenderman/Koppi)

[ Club opens the door with JSS right at their side. ]

Hello?

My children.. are they here?

*She is clearly out of it and exhausted.*

I'd sure hope no kids got in here. JSS?

[ The spider chimes an agreement that it hasn't seen any. ]

…kittens, the kittens..

*Her tone becomes more panicked.*

Kittens? Yeah, there's kittens here. Thankfully none of the spiders have bitten them. One has an injured leg that's currently in a cast. Weekly vet visits are needed, I've been told.

Let me see them. Please. I can’t let one die without my care, I just can’t!

Ill get them. JSS, stay here.

Thank you dearly.. hi spider.

your children like to harass people inappropriately.

…what did they do..?

*She lets out a tired sigh.*

tongue. in my mouth.

…so they kissed you..?

In my mouth

Is there a reason you don’t like that..?

I DON'T WANT TO BE MADE OUT WITH.

….they weren’t making out with you, merely trying to get you to back away..

It climbed onto me !

But you hurt them, didn’t you..? Is it not deserved?

*She reached out to gently pet them.*

No???? Sexual harassment is bad????

That’s not.. sexual harassment..

*She sighs like a tired mom.*

Sticking your tongue in someone's mouth is sexual harassment.

*She stumbled to the front door, still trying to find her footing after being quadpeled for so long. Her knuckles gently rapped the door, holding the wall for support.*

(@rizz-slenderman/Koppi)

[ Club opens the door with JSS right at their side. ]

Hello?

My children.. are they here?

*She is clearly out of it and exhausted.*

I'd sure hope no kids got in here. JSS?

[ The spider chimes an agreement that it hasn't seen any. ]

…kittens, the kittens..

*Her tone becomes more panicked.*

Kittens? Yeah, there's kittens here. Thankfully none of the spiders have bitten them. One has an injured leg that's currently in a cast. Weekly vet visits are needed, I've been told.

Let me see them. Please. I can’t let one die without my care, I just can’t!

Ill get them. JSS, stay here.

Thank you dearly.. hi spider.

your children like to harass people inappropriately.

…what did they do..?

*She lets out a tired sigh.*

tongue. in my mouth.

…so they kissed you..?

In my mouth

Is there a reason you don’t like that..?

I DON'T WANT TO BE MADE OUT WITH.

….they weren’t making out with you, merely trying to get you to back away..

It climbed onto me !

But you hurt them, didn’t you..? Is it not deserved?

*She reached out to gently pet them.*

No???? Sexual harassment is bad????

*She stumbled to the front door, still trying to find her footing after being quadpeled for so long. Her knuckles gently rapped the door, holding the wall for support.*

(@rizz-slenderman/Koppi)

[ Club opens the door with JSS right at their side. ]

Hello?

My children.. are they here?

*She is clearly out of it and exhausted.*

I'd sure hope no kids got in here. JSS?

[ The spider chimes an agreement that it hasn't seen any. ]

…kittens, the kittens..

*Her tone becomes more panicked.*

Kittens? Yeah, there's kittens here. Thankfully none of the spiders have bitten them. One has an injured leg that's currently in a cast. Weekly vet visits are needed, I've been told.

Let me see them. Please. I can’t let one die without my care, I just can’t!

Ill get them. JSS, stay here.

Thank you dearly.. hi spider.

your children like to harass people inappropriately.

…what did they do..?

*She lets out a tired sigh.*

tongue. in my mouth.

…so they kissed you..?

In my mouth

Is there a reason you don’t like that..?

I DON'T WANT TO BE MADE OUT WITH.

….they weren’t making out with you, merely trying to get you to back away..

It climbed onto me !

*She stumbled to the front door, still trying to find her footing after being quadpeled for so long. Her knuckles gently rapped the door, holding the wall for support.*

(@rizz-slenderman/Koppi)

[ Club opens the door with JSS right at their side. ]

Hello?

My children.. are they here?

*She is clearly out of it and exhausted.*

I'd sure hope no kids got in here. JSS?

[ The spider chimes an agreement that it hasn't seen any. ]

…kittens, the kittens..

*Her tone becomes more panicked.*

Kittens? Yeah, there's kittens here. Thankfully none of the spiders have bitten them. One has an injured leg that's currently in a cast. Weekly vet visits are needed, I've been told.

Let me see them. Please. I can’t let one die without my care, I just can’t!

Ill get them. JSS, stay here.

Thank you dearly.. hi spider.

your children like to harass people inappropriately.

…what did they do..?

*She lets out a tired sigh.*

tongue. in my mouth.

…so they kissed you..?

In my mouth

Is there a reason you don’t like that..?

I DON'T WANT TO BE MADE OUT WITH.

*She stumbled to the front door, still trying to find her footing after being quadpeled for so long. Her knuckles gently rapped the door, holding the wall for support.*

(@rizz-slenderman/Koppi)

[ Club opens the door with JSS right at their side. ]

Hello?

My children.. are they here?

*She is clearly out of it and exhausted.*

I'd sure hope no kids got in here. JSS?

[ The spider chimes an agreement that it hasn't seen any. ]

…kittens, the kittens..

*Her tone becomes more panicked.*

Kittens? Yeah, there's kittens here. Thankfully none of the spiders have bitten them. One has an injured leg that's currently in a cast. Weekly vet visits are needed, I've been told.

Let me see them. Please. I can’t let one die without my care, I just can’t!

Ill get them. JSS, stay here.

Thank you dearly.. hi spider.

your children like to harass people inappropriately.

…what did they do..?

*She lets out a tired sigh.*

tongue. in my mouth.

…so they kissed you..?

In my mouth

*She stumbled to the front door, still trying to find her footing after being quadpeled for so long. Her knuckles gently rapped the door, holding the wall for support.*

(@rizz-slenderman/Koppi)

[ Club opens the door with JSS right at their side. ]

Hello?

My children.. are they here?

*She is clearly out of it and exhausted.*

I'd sure hope no kids got in here. JSS?

[ The spider chimes an agreement that it hasn't seen any. ]

…kittens, the kittens..

*Her tone becomes more panicked.*

Kittens? Yeah, there's kittens here. Thankfully none of the spiders have bitten them. One has an injured leg that's currently in a cast. Weekly vet visits are needed, I've been told.

Let me see them. Please. I can’t let one die without my care, I just can’t!

Ill get them. JSS, stay here.

Thank you dearly.. hi spider.

your children like to harass people inappropriately.

…what did they do..?

*She lets out a tired sigh.*