UPDATED F!@#IN INTRO THING!!!! Ace is helping with making it not look like shit like my last one! I'm simply here to keep things organized so Wildcard doesn't get distracted, apologies for the intrusion.
=General information=
Aliases: Wildcard, idiot, dumbass, Wc, ne m'oublie pas fleur (BY ACE!), eldest sib. I don't think the insults need to be included. THEY'RE ENDEARMENTS ACE!
NEVER USE: Joker, don't use that name anymore f!@#ers! Slurs should also be avoided please. (OOC Mod will be a bit more strict with asking the name Joker to not be used please /lh it is for Mod's comfort.)
Pronouns: She/he/they, card/cards, dice/dice's, luck/luck's, chaotic/chaotic's. Whatever the f!@# else no preference any and all these are just the main shit.
A 9ft tall (MINUS HEELS) land shark based slenderbeing with a cool as shit fashion sense! Please get more clothes dear....you can not just wear that one outfit. Watch me! I have a f#$%ing dozen of em!
Trans masc, pangender, aroace (maybe cupio f@#$ if I know and apothi) demi-queerplatonic and grayplatonic. Platonic partners with Ace! (I am generally referred to as Pink, but hello.) and eldest sibling to the suits!
I F@#$ING LOVE GIFTS AND TRINKETS GIVE EM HERE!!! Cards and dice and shiny shit! I will take anything you f!@#ers give me!
Hey f!@#ers! I'm the f!@#ing WILDCARD!!
Mess with the sibs or those I give a shit about, you mess with me.
Dealer at THE suits casino, I like to shake it up every now and again, everything in life's a f@#$ing gamble, all in the cards.
So....what d'ya say?
Wanna make a bet with a Wildcard Doll?
OOC Mod status: Slow with Priority. (If you want to send something as anon, ask and they may be turned on shortly for you.)
OOC under cut.
This blog is a slendlr roleplay blog.
General rules and info:
Mod is not a minor but would appreciate asks be nothing more then suggestive, flirting is allowed with Wildcard but luck is as dense as a rock.
Mod uses they/he/she pronouns.
Magic anons are allowed. General rule of thumb, be nice, don't be bigoted and any hate will be deleted
(You are allowed to be mean to Wildcard and to bother them within reason as long as it's clear its for in character and not just to be a jerk to people like Mod or others. It is in fact encouraged you snark Wildcard its amusing.)
Shipping is also allowed.
Additional note for shipping/self shipping :3
If something is said or done in character that makes you uncomfortable or is too much during an interaction PLEASE let me know.
Blog may sometimes cover topics such as violence, death, cannibalism, threats, biting, and censored swearing (and probably other things...). Things will be tagged as needed.
Fun stuff and mentioned Characters above outside this blog:
100 faces meme list (For doodles, Wildcard and Pink are both options for this)
Slendlr writing asks (For writing prompts with Wildcard)
A03 where mod sometimes puts slendlr oneshots and lore snippets
Wc's Voice (Attempt) (OLD)
Wc's voice claim (updated)
Together with you Animatic (Wildcard, Pink and Icelandic animatic :3)
Post with Wc's ref + Updated pattern/body type ref
Ace/Pink - @/pinkslenderfolk
THE SUITS
Hearts - (who is not available anymore I believe) @/slenderofhearts
Diamond - @/slenderofdiamonds
Spade - @/slenderofspades
Club - @/slenderofclubs
Tags list:
slendlr - general fandom tag
the wildcard - general tag
friend of the wildcard (used for an interlude when Pink was a messenger for Wildcard and anytime ey post on here) - general tag
make a bet - ask tag
ooc post/mod post - out of character posting by mod
mod answers - out of character ask answered by mod
(Additional tags for when Mod remembers to use them....will be edited in later for older posts.....mostly forgotten))
ace - tag for asks/start of interactions with Pink in chara (friend of the wildcard is used more instead)
the suits - tags for asks/start of interactions with wildcards sibs in chara
kingsley - Wildcard's cat
Lore events are sometimes also tagged with set tags but i do not remember them all (usually under the influence of magic anons ex. cheesed wildcard, etc)
Wildcard's text will always be red.
Non red text that's not listed as being Mod/ooc is for Kingsley, Wildcard's cat.
being overstimulated on your period makes you really understand what its like to violently transform into a beast. everything HURTS and is TOO MUCH and i wanna TEAR EVERYONE APART with my TEETH
I have been informed by my proxies and many anonymous figures, that it is apparently..."pride" month. So to show my support as their superior for their identities, I have added another page to my collection.
Credit to @thedusklitmanor for the image
The convo that started it. (Stuff scribbled out bc idk what yall care about getting shared on tumblr)
they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.
their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.
longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years
toxic flesh
has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.
lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion
largest genome of any shark
eats everything including moose and polar bears
ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you
I may or may not have forgotten that Pride month is tomorrow..........so!
Would anyfolk have any suggestions for pride doodles with my slendies (and frens) dunno which/how many will be done but.....I would like to do a few at least for June :3
sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.
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