professional slender simp

main account: Wannabejeje I do requests about creepypastas (mainly the enders but if requested or I feel like it the other pastas may show up too) I do headcanons (not good with fics and Mashups but I can try just not a 100% garantee)

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I'm introducing myself. I'm a ender simp of all of em. I'll be doing requests for headcanons of the enders but also the other pastas. Just I'm more specialized for the enders.

Also I will be having my own headcanons of offender, trender, Slender, splender and tender.

Maybe even make a ender oc. I'll see stay tuned. Ask asks and chat with me if you like

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I have to write some more I swear. Also feel free to ask questions about headcanons. Don't care if they are x reader or something else. Just hit me with it

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So I should maybe start writing for my ender oc because otherwise not much gonna happen

Rememberman (oc)

Even if his name has remember in it, he absolutely doesn't. He has like random mememories that he kept in his head but a lot left him. He knows his name, he knows his 2 younger siblings (also ocs that haven't been developed yet) and he knows some old memories of his past. He can write, read, speak. That he didn't forget. Only memories not things he has learned

He relies on his siblings when it comes to memories from the past and is very protective of them because they are his only emotional anchor to the past

In his height he'd be a bit taller than tenderman. He's not made to be around humans.

Because he doesn't know what job he had he basically is a babysitter for enders,demons and monsters. He hates humans though because of them he lost his memories

He is quite calm and a soft person but can also get very confused all of a sudden or really nervous/anxious. But just because he refrains from being violent doesn't mean he can't kill. He doesn't like doing it but he can.

Once warmed up he can also be a bit of a joking guy. He might be a babysitter but he can't deal with a lot of people around him. Animals and young monsters he has no problem with because they won't really judge him because he doesn't remember his past.

From bodytype he's on the soft side and he's a bit insecure about it because most ender are afterall skinnier.

His hobbies include drawing, babysitting, watching over his lil siblings and relaxing on the couch and dozing off like his cats (he has 3). But he's open to try new things.

Also he can't sleep without background music or voices like the TV or radio. And he's not a fan of the dark either

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Drew the ender oc I'm working on on my main account. It's btw also mixed with vent ish art. I'll post it here too because I really like how it came out

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Would me making an ender oc intrigue any of you?

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For the ender height headcanon!

(BTW this is my second account. My main is my main art account. It's wannabejeje)

Also yes black is a family thing. Their parents also wear black clothes.

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Slender

Slender the most known of the siblings and probably the most powerful if we look at power as in capabilities and not money (splendor is the richest afterall)

While offender can maul you to death, Splendor can tear you limp from limp, trender can impale you with his tentacles/ appendages (idk how to refer to em) and tender hypnotize you to take you off your guard to then kill you to eat later, slender can do so much worse.

While not only being able to psychologically torture you and force the slender sickness (prob gonna take about that in the future) opon you in a strength than can kill you pretty quick he also has strength you wouldnt expect from such a boney stature.

Though he prefers to let his proxis kill so he can focus on stalking and his paper work. Yes even a powerful killing monster has paperwork. Like his siblings he owns businesses. Most often book or archiving related. Probably some law firms too just to hold another ounce of power and hopelessness to victims.

He also is quite popular for his kind because of his success. Yet he doesn't go to a lot of parties if they aren't business related. Preferring party's of people he's close to like his siblings.

He is demisexual and pansexual. Thoug he is indeed hard to even get a close bond with. The closest someone has managed to get to him other than his brothers and parents are Sally and his 3 proxis Toby masky and hoodie. But those are more like a parent and child kinda relationship in his eyes.

Even if they have that relationship though slendy is not a dream dad or a very good one. He has his knick knacks that don't only include him being a cryptid.

Of course the psychological torture hoodie masky and Toby had to go through even if he did save Toby in a way, they were still very bad and no one likes to think if those things as a happy memory. Also he is seen as a boss for the proxis too so. A powerful at that that could hurt them anytime he pleases so they are wary of him. Not to be panicking 24/7 but always a thought in the back of their head and slendy is not one to show emotions open a lot.

For Sally it's the fact that yes she sees him as a parental figure but he is very much imperfect. Not showing a lot of emotions and making her feel a disconnect from him but also because of his workaholic nature

He may be cold, a workaholic and not really a good guy, he does have some good personality traits. He's a good listener, has a observing nature so he knows when one of them is feeling depresses or anxious and he knows that he shouldn't overwork his proxis. He's calm and doesn't like screaming unless someone tries to threaten his siblings or proxis.

His hobbies include violin, playing the piano, reading, watching the history Channel to check for wrong information (he's very old he knows some events very well) do news paper things (whatever you call those games in there. Forgot their English name) and likes to garden.

He does have other creeps living in his manor but he doesn't refer to them as real proxis and just uses the word proxi for them to not have to use extra words that others might find confusing.

He didn't aquire them like his proxis but more as he met them one day per chance or because he was interested in them and their story and we'll most don't have a place to stay or live so they might as well stay with him and do some work to be allowed to eat and live without constant fear of what to do next to survive.

Jeff and ben totally were the first after his proxis to join the manor. Then eyeless jack and laughing jack before some others slowly joined. (Not all the creeps. Some prefer splendor or have their own stay)

The rake can be seen as an inhabitant of the manor but he prefers to stay in the forest and just show up for social interactions, food (the sweet stuff) or to just sleep somewhere warm or dry for a night or day. Slender has a smaller room extra just for him to have his alone time.

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Trender and tender

The siblings who are actually related life in the same mansion. Both don't see need for proxis and prefer to work alone.

Trender is more of a workaholic while Tender is more relaxed and makes sure that his sibling doesn't overwork.

While Tender own Restaurants and Cafés, Trender owns his own clothes collection and is quite famous in the fashion industry.

Tender likes to make Tea parties with cake and cookies to which he mostly invited his siblings and their proxis to relax and if trender isn't feeling like it the place they often due it is at one side of the house while trenders work and bedroom is at the other side.

Trender is indeed pansexual but also nonbinary. That's why I always say ender siblings instead of brothers.

But that doesn't mean They are a gay stereotype.

They are sassy and glamorous in humor and style but they are also easily stressed overworked and easily socially exhausted. They need breaks and a lot of time to get used to stuff that have to do with social interactions. That's why nobody bothers when they leave the tea party to go to their room. It doesn't happen with just his siblings but if the proxis are involved it can. Depends on which proxis and how they behave

Tender is gay but also not a walking stereotype.

Hes a romantic at heart and polite too. A pure Gentleman.

But he does have short temper when it comes to people that don't behave well. He can be around the proxis when they are being annoying with no problems and cussing is acceptable but he hates people that have no reason to be rude.(He says fuck sometimes while cooking and sometimes can let our some Gordon Ramsey lines) if one of the women/trans men have their days and are suffering under cramps he totally doesn't get angry at them or if one of the proxis is stressed. But just being rude for no reason gets on his nerve.

One headcanon also is that he loves human meat. Not from sick or very unhealthy humans of course. It's a delicacy and often cooks for the cannibalistic or human meat loving creeps like the rake or eyeless jack.

He also hates people who chew with open mouth. He despises it over everything.

Tender other than cooking and baking likes to make wax candles read books or play his violin

Trender other than design clothes and draw likes to watch TV drama shows and fashion walks with horrible clothes to get out a good laugh (offender joins him on that one sometimes)

The siblings work together very well and if danger should ever come near their mansion both know how to fight.

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Headcanons of Splendorman

Love him but sometimes he's only seen as the constant ray if sunshine and like come one who can manage to put up with all that 24/7

Splendorman the sunshine of the siblings! He of course is a very optimistic looking person that dislikes harming other people a lot but if he has to defend innocent people, children, or his siblings he will go into a rage

He can be quite deadly if he wants and so is no joking matter and his siblings are very aware of that (personally I think hes the strongest of his siblings) but they don't fear him. He would never hurt them afterall

Other than playing with polite and friendly children, saving the innocent and even saving children from slender, he also owns toys and candy factories which are very loved and also not dangerous at all to anyone. Safety and quality is set at front at the factory because he lays a lot of importance of these factors.

That's why they are so loved. And that's why splendor is so fucking rich. Richer than his other siblings. But he gives a ton of the money to people in need and for cancer research and all included.

He pays his fucking taxes.

To note is that even if he's a happy bubbling sunshine with almost endless positivity he does have his times where he is just mentally exhausted and needs a break from his persona.

He often spends those episodes with one of his siblings to recharge the energy and vigor he normally has.

His siblings in those times spend some chill time with him and listen to his problems and just letting him stay in the room with them. Watching them do their work and just letting quiet take over the room.

Nobody can constantly be a golden retriever and splendor hates that fact. He doesn't want to show those sad exhausted episodes because he feels absolutely pathetic and useless when he has them.

Around his siblings his energetic personality also calms down a strong notch because he knows he doesn't have to keep that facade of constant perfection up.

Other than playing the flute or harp in his free time he likes to garden, draw and bake he likes to play videogames.

He loves animal crossing, stardew valley, harvest moon (the older ones) and minecraft (preferred peaceful or easy with cheats allowed) he likes the calmness of them

Of course he also is there to his siblings 24/7 and will listen to all of their problems.

They listen to his and try to help and he listens to theirs and tries to help. A mutual agreement for them.

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Body types.

Now to ender body types. Not all of em are going to be skinny twinks. They aren't even all related to have a reason to so here we go! :)

Slender is very skinny and boney. He is bordering on unhealthy even for ender standards. Even if most are naturally thinner to tarn as trees.

He often forgets to feed his body. Yes he feasts on emotion but that's not gonna give his body nutrients. He's a busy and stressed man he often forgets or feels like he doesn't have time to so Tender often cooks for him so he doesn't eat too little for him to pass out like that one family meeting. It was very embarrassing for slender

Tender is a bit soft. A healthy amount he eats a bit more abut thanks to his genes he doesn't gain a lot of weight. He did though start working out with offender. Not a lot or hard but enough to stay and feel healthy for him.

Offender is muscular with abs which is quite rare for enders. Most are skinny afterall so he's seen as quite the handsome man. But he thinks most enders focus too much on his looks than personality.

He works out and does indeed show off. Disliking shirts and anything chest covering but will wear it when he's visiting someone or going to a serious gathering. Mostly tanktops but nonetheless something.

Trender is on the healthy skinny side of the ender spectrum and is seen as quite normal but they are indeed a bit shorter than most so they are looked down upon not only literally.

They are not working out but they enjoys keeping a healthy diet that they need.

Splendor is also muscular but a lit softer. Not really abs but still muscles but so very comfy. Perfect to hug and love.

He does work out but he also eats a lot of sweets. He doesn't mind being on the softer side because his siblings and friends get a comfortable hug.

For the size now offender and splendor are the tallest of the siblings. They are the same height. Maybe a 1 cm difference but that doesn't matter.

Slender is the third tallest and is perfect to tarn as a tree when he is in hunting or stalking mode.

Tender is the second smallest and Trender is the smallest. But it is better for trender because he can hide himself as a bit taller mannequin and tender doesnt scare humans as much as slender would.

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So as I once mentioned about adoptive siblings and all that jazz. I'm gonna explain how I see it.

Family tree (in a way)

Basically slenderman is his parents biological child. Yet he isn't the oldest

Before he showed up Splendor was adopted by his parents so he always basically had an older brother

When he was a bit older they adopted offender who was a bit of a chaos bringer but he still found a way to fit in

Then came trender and tender at the same time. They are related siblings unlike slender, splendor, and offender.

Why they adopted them all? Well I see their parents being strict yeah but soft when it comes to children and seeing children that don't have a guardian makes them want to adopt them.

Now the sad news in this happy family their parents are divorced. It happened when all of them are basically teenagers (trender and tender) or young adults (splendor, Slender and soon offender)

It was basically them falling out of love for each other and it feeling like a friendship and both couldn't hide it from their kids anymore

The parents did handle it very well and let them choose who they will stay with and they can visit the others anytime they want.

Splendor, offender and tender stayed with their mother figure because she was more affectionate and family orientated which did have an impact on them.

Slender and trender stayed with their father because they weren't as social as their mother who liked to take them to social gatherings and their father never really cared about social gatherings anyway. He also was more work orientated which also had an impact on them.

They still stayed siblings and kept in touch. Visiting the other and so Fort.

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Heheh ender you say? Happen to have hc’s for their distant cousin, the Enderman?

Of course! Maybe less than the main ones but still some.

He's a very very distant cousin of slenderman (not his adoptive siblings. They are the adopted ones. I'll explain another time)

While slenderman is the child of a slenderwoman and slenderman (idk their parents names so they're gonna get called like that) the enderman comes from one slender parent and one demon parent.

Ender has met his cousin slender already and they aren't sure about each other because for both the other is wierd. For slender it's that ender has a problem being looked at in the eyes and for Ender it's that slender looks different for him.

They don't meet often they aren't close and ender is a bit more feral than him. Neither does the other need business deals from the other because they both do different stuff.

Ender himself is very shy when it comes to humans and isn't even able to have proxis. He lacks the powers. So he solos his life.

He's neutral and attacks if scared threatened or angered

If you would somehow manage to Befriend him he would talk without stop because finally someone to listen to him.

He's also for me personally asexual and aromantic. Platonic would work but not romantic. He doesnt see an want or appeal to that but isn't disgusted if someone tries as long as they don't try to force anything and accept his no sorry or no thanks

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Rewrite of Offenderman

Before I start with him I think we all know why I'd do it. It's uncomfortable for me to write headcanons otherwise and I think for others too.

First off he's no longer what he was originally in his story. Because no thank you with that.

He's still a perv with his sex jokes and flirty demeanor but he knows what boundaries are and won't go over them. Maybe he'll play a bit risky but nothing to hurt others, especially (in my headcanon) his adoptive siblings. (I'll talk more about that another time)

He owns several strip clubs and bars which are lgbtq+ friendly and are a bit all over the place.

Speaking of lgbtq+, he is bisexual and polyamorous.

He knows very much what consent is and follows that rule. He won't try to flirt with someone drunk because for him a drunk consent isn't consent.

He is still a playboy and gentleman.

Will save people from someone that's stalking really creepy or trying to force consent. He hates such people.

To his adoptive brothers he's more of a jokester but that doesn't mean he can't be serious.

He will walk around with a shirt that has watermelons drawn on where his man tiddies are but at the same time listen to his adoptive siblings

He's a very caring guy but often isn't taken serious because of how he looks and acts.

Some think hes dangerous because of his sharp teeth and louder voice or others think of him as a stupid moron who only makes jokes or at last people will think hes only a perv with no soul inside

Sure he has his flaws and uses his jokes as a unhealthy coping mechanism as an escape of whatever triggered him to use it for coping.

He might be social but he has his own insecurities like he fears how people think of him

Thanks for reading. Ask questions when you have some. I am happy to answer