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Forty-Five Seconds, the Funniest Interval of Time there Ever Was

Look at You, Satan, Trying to Subvert My Expectations by Wearing a White Suit

The “You Got Guts, Kid” Clause

You Don’t Name Your Kid “Brent” Without Having Some Money

It’s 2020 and She’s a Girl Who Likes Johnny Depp (Don’t Even Think About It)

I Passed the Test... I Will Diminish... and Go Into the West... and Remain Galadriel... and Damn It, Nobody Gets My Lord of the Rings References

I Just Wanted to Be a Dog When I Grew Up But Now I Can’t Tell Anyone Because Furries Fucking Ruined That

If You Had a Big Salt Crystal and Bit Into It Like an Apple How Quickly Would All Your Teeth Fall Out?

I’m Pretty Good at Communication if I Do Say So Myself (That Was a Communication Joke)

Permission to Retroactively Make My Previous Statement Sarcastic

Asking for a Friend: Are Vegetarians Allowed to Bathe in Meat?

If Making Mental Flowcharts was an Olympic Sport I’d Be a Gold Medalist

Capitalism, Ha Ha, What Are You Gonna Do? (Don’t Answer That)

In Retrospect My Confirmation Name Should Have Been “Longinus”

Even I’ve Got to Admit These Cultist-Monks Make a Decent Cheese

Listen, If I Could Reach My Foot with My Mouth I Wouldn’t Be Here With You Losers Right Now

Sesame Street’s Big Bird and Other Fledgling Avian Kaiju

SO LET IT BE WRITTEN, SO LET IT BE DONE