nobody's gonna do you like me

ndhq's fave fattie 🍑 atlanta native turned cali girl. 26. everyone's fave black bi girl. it's miss jones if you're nasty. kinks: ass worship, d/s, choking, spanking, to be added hard nope: race play, watersports, foot play, hard impact play all business inquiries can be given upon request.

[slickedskin]

sevanshq:

I guess I can’t really side-eye you, what with you almost kicking the bucket, and all. Though Usher and his burning is not a visual I need. Glad you’re back in fightin’ shape, lady. I don’t know about a party but I could maybe rustle up some confetti and throw it when I see you. 

You know what I hear? The sound of excuses cause I didn’t even get a bad knock-knock joke from your ass. I thought you forgot about me. That is a completely different burning and Usher shouldn’t be banging fans from New Jersey if he didn’t wanna burn. And to think I bought your ass a whole cake for your birthday smh.

[slickedskin]

dangerousdanii:

You’re so cute, yes please, but I highly doubt I’ll need background singers…..not like I’m gonna be the next big thing, this song is just a stepping stone. If you wanna sing for me, however, please do anytime.

Listen, pretty girl...we both know how mean this industry is. And this single is a chance at everything. Girl, I’m about to start crying for you! Well let me rephrase that, if you need any backing vocals on the track I got you. Although, you’ll need background singers in the future. Just remember me when you blow-up.

[slickedskin]

Mercedes Jones ABC’s ➤  A IS FOR ATLANTA

Welcome to Atlanta where the players play and we ride on dem thangs like every day. Big beats, hit streets, see gangsters roamin’, and parties don’t stop 'til eight in the mo'nin

[slickedskin]

hqtristan:

I didn’t watch much TV growing up, but I’m pretty sure my first celebrity crush was Bob Ross. I was devastated when my mom told me he’d passed away a few years prior. I think I cried for a good hour. Also, cupcake flavored lip gloss sounds amazing, and I’d like to know where she got it.

Listen.... Bob Ross’ fro was so enviable and his voice was so calming. I get it. I’m kinda sad I didn’t discover him earlier. If you ever wanna cry and watch Bob Ross videos let me know, I love a good dramatic wail from time to time. Did you watch the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Family Matters? Those were staples of my childhood. Well that those older episodes of Dynasty that my grandmother just had to watch.

[slickedskin]

iMESSAGE ➡️ ST. CEDES

JASMINE: It's certainly a scene that has stood the test of time, even if it because more and more cringe-worthy with each one I see. Maybe there's a way to make it less corny and more sexy, huh?

MERCEDES: It really is cringe-worthy, but its a classic and I don't think I've seen one for the last five years and I just got the sudden itch to do a re-up. I mean making it f/f would make it infinitely more sexy.

MERCEDES: We could give it a storyline?

[slickedskin]

📲 MARCEDES

MARLEY: I did it. I got the implant this morning.

MARLEY: It's a little bruised, but it's not the worst thing in the world.

MARLEY: What're you up to?

MERCEDES: WAIT.

MERCEDES: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE.

MERCEDES: YOU AND IMPLANT/S?

[alwaysbewoke]

The ‘90s Male R&B Group Pyramid of Excellence

[slickedskin]

iMESSAGE ➡️ OPEN

MJ: so how do you feel about a pizza delivery person and customer scene? Like how corny before we gotta give the Bang Bros their coin for their dumb ass content.

[slickedskin]

It’s been eleven days and umpteenth hours and I have just one question... did Usher ever keep burning until I she returned?  I’m just kidding, I’ve only been digging in the trenches trying to produce great content before I got a killer sinus infection and then even worse yet, a UTI. It’s safe to say that after going stir crazy in my place and drinking my body weight in citrus and cranberry juices/water, Mercedes Jones is ready to be greeted in public again. If I hit you with the ghost, I’d apologize but.... I almost died. Y’all should be having a celebration/party for me. I mean small group orgy anyone?

[slickedskin]

[hqtristan-deactivated20181215]

Finally got myself out to the beach today, and I think I might have even tanned a little. The view was amazing, but I’m not talking about the water, so I’m feeling super gay today, in both ways, and it’s awesome. So, my question for all of my non-straight friends is: What was the moment you realized you weren’t as straight as you once thought? I mean, for me, it was like, not until I had sex with a dude, but I feel like some of you might have had more subtle things happen that made you realize. And for those of you who are straight, my question is this: …Why?

[slickedskin]

I won’t even begin to lie, Tatyana Ali was the first girl I saw and was like heavily obsessed with. I saw so many  Fresh Prince reruns I could probably quote the entirety of the episode of where Ashley sings. Although, I don’t think it hit me, until I was making out with this girl and realized I really liked that shit (including her cupcake flavored lip gloss). I mean, I think we all kinda had those huge a-ha moments?

[dangerousdanii-blog1]

Okay, so I may or may not be totally freaking out right now because I have been working on this song under wraps for a little while, mostly because I didn’t want to get hyped up over it already, but my friends who wanted to work on it with me just told me they got someone to do a little rap verse on it. And not just like, some random person, but…..someone I literally used to listen to all the time. He said he liked it and had a verse or two in mind to add in during the bridge and I’m so happy I want to run through the streets of L.A.

Okay, enough gushing about my excitement, I hope everyone has been having a great kick off to pride. I rode so many roller coasters that I still feel dizzy today.

[slickedskin]

I’m praying the star bug has bit someone I know cause that is huge! I’m a little jelly but also like you need a solid background singer? Cause I don’t mind offering vocals if you need ‘em.

[rydindirty-blog1]

I’m sure everyone has heard that everyone in LA is an aspiring actor, or musician, or all other kinds of stuff and that every time you walk into a Starbucks, there’s always people talking about their scripts or going over lines for audition. Ya know, what I’m talking about? Anyways, so I was just in Starbucks after going for a run cause I wanted to get my heart-rate back down so I got a drink and this pastry thing and sat down and started reading the paper. And the people who were talking next to me were talking about this production of the Wizard of Oz that they’re putting on and how they want it to be different and everything. I wasn’t trying to eavesdrop, but everything they were talking about sounded so cool. They were talking about how they wanted to use actors of all different ages and races and something about putting it in a school instead of Kansas and having Oz be this like know it all principal, I think. I’m not entirely sure but I am determined to find out where and when they’re putting this on so I can go. And if anyone wants to tag along, you’re more than welcome to.

[slickedskin]

Listen cutie, I’d go just to watch you sing what’ll probably be a hybrid of “Ease on Down the Road/Off to See the Wizard.” Although, I wouldn’t have guessed you as havin’ the art bug around here too. You need a potential vocal coach, just holla.

[xoluckylane-deactivated20180628]

Now, I don’t wake up in the morning with the intent to scar little old ladies. I really don’t. (Okay, I might a little bit). But, I was having a lovely conversation with this lady named Kimberly on the bus today, and she asked me what I do for a living – I saw the look in her eyes that thought I was a teacher (children, ew) or a barista (food service, ew). I saw that look, and I immediately told her I was a porn star. I don’t know why, I usually keep that to myself. But the face she made was completely Office-worthy and made the little social faux pas totally worth it.

So, the question I have for all of you, do I even bother repenting at this point, or am I on a Disney amtrak straight to downstairs? I need opinions, possibly some validation for my awfulness. Hit me.

[slickedskin]

I mean if you’re on the amtrak, I’m on the segway rolling right next you on the way down to hell. But you’d be cute as a teacher or a barista?! And not just because I’m dying to see you all cute and teachered up. I mean a lot of times I just tune out questions?

[slickedskin]

would you trust your friend who wanted to style hair to cut your hair for practice?

That completely depends on if that person could style hair in a way that I continually liked. 

Otherwise, its gonna be a hard no for me. Like, do you know how hard it is to find someone who can 

[slickedskin]

do you think you're pretty nerdy?

I’m nerdy about certain things. I have strong ass opinions about the greatest vocalists of all time (Whitney Houston, Anita Baker, Mariah Carey). A lot of singers in the top forty can’t perform live because they don’t sing live too often. And not every song was meant to be covered *ahem Taylor Swift and September*.

Maybe, I’m just a music snob.

[slickedskin]

lovelylilolita:

Partner work in ballet, although I did do heel work that day, then a pole class Tuesday; so it’s an assortment of bruises for different reasons. I’ll just tell my followers it’s from rough sex and let their imaginations go crazy with that thought. 

I feel like I didn’t know you danced that much? You make me want to take a class or two. Any suggestions? Sometimes bruises are the easiest ways to get views which is kinda barbaric and ugly.