Werewolves Not Swearwolves

Hello there this is the Aphmau sideblog of Slightly-stable ☆ Callen/Quinn ☆ it/its

[slightly-aph]

MCD AU where everyone gets therapy

[burntflowerashes]

Emmalyn and aph enemies to lovers 10k fic slow burn

[karllost-mymind]

So you know how armor is typically designes specifically to avoid being pierced by arrows?

Unless it's one of those Suuuper powerful bows?

[thefishywizard]

Season 1 Garrancemau you're so special to me

[ur-fave-is-in-the-blood-ocean]

Laurance Zvahl from Minecraft Diaries (it is very important that it’s not one of his MyStreet designs. Bonus points if it’s his Shadow Knight form though)

Laurance Zvahl from Minecraft Diaries is in the Blood Ocean!

[blankblueblur]

If you squint your eyes hard enough My Street season 6 can be a comedy (from a certain point of view)

I'm trying to get used to drawing on a laptop cause drawing on my phone worsens my posture, but downloading anything ruins the quality. 😔

[terriblechickenhousebuilder]

"and when he realised odysseus was near, he wagged his tail, and both his ears dropped back. he was too weak to move towards his master."

- the odyssey, book 17

[redstonedust]

listen to me. i am speaking directly in your ear. if you write a masked character you have to commit to the bit. they stay masked forever now. no face reveals. it adds to their sex appeal. trust me.

[vyladromeave]

HOW MUCH OLDER THAN DANTE IS GENE? (MINECRAFT DIARIES)

GENE is 1-2 YEARS OLDER than DANTE

GENE is 3-4 YEARS OLDER than DANTE

GENE is 5-6 YEARS OLDER than DANTE

GENE is 7-8 YEARS OLDER than DANTE

GENE is 9-10 YEARS OLDER than DANTE

GENE is 10-12 YEARS OLDER than DANTE

GENE is 12-15 YEARS OLDER than DANTE

GENE IS MORE THAN 15 YEARS OLDER than DANTE

GENE is LESS THAN 1 YEAR OLDER than DANTE (?)

GENE is NOT OLDER than DANTE (???)

I don't have a specific opinion/ my opinion doesnt fit into these/ im bald/ etc

Voting ended onJun 13, 2025

NOT COUNTING ANY IMMORTALITY OR WEIRD NETHER TIME DILATION YEARS OR ANYTHING. IM TALKING STRICTLY ABOUT YEARS APART BY BIRTH.

I have my own detailed MCD timeline and I'm trying to place gene and dante on it right now and tbh im curious where other people generally place gene's age in relation to dante's....... and also i havent done a poll in a while........... come answer my fun mcd polls........................... psspspsps....................

[vyladromeave]

THE 10-12 OPTION IS FUCKED UP I FUCKED IT OK. JUST DO YOUR BEST. ITS FINE.

[shadowqnights]

let's reunite with mama!

[terriblechickenhousebuilder]

garroth in like s1ep90 mcd

[archive-of-mcyt-homophobic]

ROUND 2

Who has homophobia in their eyes?

The Watchers (Life Series)

Aphmau

Voting ended onMar 20, 2025

The Watchers

Life Series

Canonically hate Scott and killed him with lightning, made that death game timeloop in the first place, source of half Martyn's trauma, cursed Jimmy to die (+ everything in relation with his teammates' reactions esp scott), the list goes on and on 

They made the Queerbait death game and got out of their way to torment the only queer members

Aphmau

Minecraft Diaries

Her ass does NOT believe in polyamory! (Two men in love with her and in love with each other—both of which she loves as well???—but she says they're fighting over her, gets some Twilight-esque boyfriend and drops the other two all together?)

[archive-of-mcyt-homophobic]

ROUND 2

Who has homophobia in their eyes?

The Watchers (Life Series)

Aphmau

Voting ended onMar 20, 2025

The Watchers

Life Series

Canonically hate Scott and killed him with lightning, made that death game timeloop in the first place, source of half Martyn's trauma, cursed Jimmy to die (+ everything in relation with his teammates' reactions esp scott), the list goes on and on 

They made the Queerbait death game and got out of their way to torment the only queer members

Aphmau

Minecraft Diaries

Her ass does NOT believe in polyamory! (Two men in love with her and in love with each other—both of which she loves as well???—but she says they're fighting over her, gets some Twilight-esque boyfriend and drops the other two all together?)

[spiffybits357]

Some glazed terracotta art I made a while back

[bees-tes-blog]

personally I do not understand the obsession with revealing whats underneath the mask a character wears all the time. as far as I’m concerned that mask IS their face. do NOT peel them. that’s the same as the beast from beauty and the beast turning into just some guy at the end

[amnesiaskulls]

aphtober day 2: gift

Did not have the time to edit or render or color this digitally so you get this sketch

[slightly-aph]

Too bad 10 year old me didn't know about polyamory it would've loved garrancemau