Old Name: Savoury Beige
-idk why but this immediately triggers my fight or flight response
-has beige ever been savoury?
New Name: Gruel
-Same vibe but less threatening
-Add some textured drywall for a realistic look
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@slightlybetterpaintnames
Old Name: Savoury Beige
-idk why but this immediately triggers my fight or flight response
-has beige ever been savoury?
New Name: Gruel
-Same vibe but less threatening
-Add some textured drywall for a realistic look
Old Name: Oxygen White
-That's obviously not white
-Oxygen isn't white in any form. It basically exists in every color except white. This is a crime against science.
New Name: Scandium
-If only there were elements that are an awkward grey/green color... oh wait, there are a shit ton
-Scandium is an underrated element
Old Name (Urban Sunrise):
-Yes, such a lovely grey sunrise
New Name (Smog?):
-Was smog the word you were looking for Valspar?
Old Name (Careless Whisper):
-George Micheal has entered the chat with his lawyer
New Name (Negligent Murmur)
-Fixed it. you're welcome Valspar
Old Name (Taupe Tease):
-Taupe, the sexiest color
-That's not even what taupe looks like?!
New Name (Light Silver Grey Alpaca):
-Never too late to start learning the 22 official alpaca colors
Old Name (Pasha Brown):
-Ah yes, I totally remember that Pashas were basically the knights and nobility of the Ottoman Empire and I totally didn't have to google it
- I love my paint color names with a side of obscure history lesson
New Name (I Don't Like Sand):
-An iconic quote from a knight of a very different kind
Old Name (Unpredictable Hue):
-Well if they managed to create of paint chip then it is predictable...
New Name (Underwhelming Potato):
-It looks like a very predictable, underwhelming potato
Old Name (Mocha Accent):
-All I can picture is a cup of mocha whispering to me spookductively (spooky yet oddly seductive) in an Italian accent
New Name (Type B Soil: Silty Clay Loam):
-OSHA compliant
-Educational because you never know when you'll have to build a skyscraper
Old Name (Beta Fish):
- β Fish
-Did they mean Betta Fish?
New Name (Alpha Fish):
- α fish
- An equally non existent yet far superior fish
Old Name (Soda Pop):
-I have never in my life seen a carbonated beverage that color of sickly green
-Have the paint namers at Behr seen soda before?! Are they just assigning random words to random colors?! Are they aliens?! I need answers!!
New Name (Sad Celery):
-Looks like celery
-Is sad because it will only ever be used as an accent color in an unloved farmhouse style kitchen
Old Name (Polished Pearl):
-Feels weirdly sexual
New Name (Nude Ghost):
-Still weirdly sexual but spooky
Old Name (Splendor Gold):
- Pretentious
-Splendor is a weird way to describe a shiny rock
New Name (Confused Kumquat):
-Relatable
-Looks like a kumquat
-Kumquat is just a fun word