The MBTI and Enneagram types as Discourse Moments
ESTP: “I, too, can divide, multiply and categorize into oblivion but what’s the fucking point”
ESTJ: “How many aneurysms did it take to render you useless?”
ESFP: “seeking for some kind of drama and attention”
ESFJ: I don’t know who wrote that book, but you have got to stop calling each other cp 6s and 4s!
ENTP: “💞Palpa 💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Palpa be ENTP🏃🏻💨 Palpa has enough Ne 🗿 To fill the sea 🍆😍! 1 Ne💦 2 Ne💦💦 3 Ne💦💦💦 4 💦💦💦💦! Palpa Ne’s💦 so much he can’t Ne any more 🙈🙉🙊! Ghost Ne 👻💦 Ghost Ne 👻💦 don’t be scared ❌😖❌! There’s always more Ne 💦👅 that can be shared 👬! Palpa makes me ☁️squishy ☁️ It’s sexy how he’s so 💧mean💧 Palpa treats me like his INFJ dream 🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 8w8 💯TRUE💯 ENTPs or else you’ll 🚫never 🚫 get any Ne 💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎‼️”
ENFP: On all levels except physical, I am an 8. [intense!]
ENFJ: The manifesto people wrote about mag-ne-ti-c and his mom on twitter
ISTP: circumventing the circumgrip
ISTJ: Everyone I don’t like is Hitler a 4
ISFP: “type me like one of your British infjs~~”
ISFJ: “nearly an 8″ *this post cannot be reblogged*
INTJ: @glass-bones-and-palpa-skin
INFP: Hi my name is Infjandora Dark'Ness Dementia Raven Way, and I have a long ebony dark Ni-Ti loop(that’s how I got my name) with an Se loop that reaches my mid back and icy psychic blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me that I’m on the same level as Carl Jung (AN: If u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!) I’m not related to Keirsey but I wish I was because he’s a major hottie. I’m a 4 but I’m definitely not cringeworthy and attention seeking. I’m also an INFJ(the rarest type), and I spend my time on MBTI tumblr, where I’m in my seventh year here(I’m seventeen).
1: “I’d like you to solve this conflict like mature people instead of bitching each other.”
4: “a 14w13-6w5-9w10-2w4, which is in the 14-6-9-2 tetratype.”
8: “fucking stick your dick down my throat then pistol whip me”
9: “EVERYONE STOP ALL OF THIS UNNECESSARY MBTI DISCOURSE”
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