Humanity For Rent

Alexander, 28, Texas, INFJ, Seen by few, felt by all. Likes are my top tier. Old content

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[laughcentre]

[wrywlf]

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

[ogrebattle128-deactivated201404]

eternal classic

[hulahoopofsalt]

Any Blog without this picture will be deleted in the following 24 hours.

[iraffiruse]

[snoochieboochiesz]

OH MYGOD WHY

[rott-rott-rott-rott-blog-deacti]

No.I’m done.

[buytnahthobye-deactivated201503]

why

[yougotvexed-blog]

I’ve risen from the grave to wreck your mind

[nigiris]

I WANT TO SET MYSELF ON FIRE I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

[ovadrive]

[leopikah-remade-deactivated2020]

[surprisebitch]

you should get the orange soda, it’s amazing

[may]

okay

[moist-baguette]

what would you ladies like to drink?

[surprisebitch]

orange soda please

[may]

i’ll have the strawberry soda

[surprisebitch]

[fag]

me too, strawberry soda

[surprisebitch]

[thecrazytowncomics]

One Day, I Hope To Become One With The Universe.

[lesbianredpanda]

"get a goth girl" they said, "let her bite you" they said...They were right, this shit rules

[puppybeargf]

twitter can be good sometimes actually

[modogoblin]

[boibortion]

[joshlovesyou]

[evilvillain123456789]

This isn’t right

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

[champagnepadre]

me: *sees anything* me: me

[iguanamouth]

remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster

a real movie

[iguanamouth]

shit. shit

[tramtheram]

[obvioususername]

It’s super cannon that the gang hate him lmao

[justbadpuns]

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation..

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

[caswantsdeansassbutt]

In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

[itsjustsatanthings-deactivated2]

[s4g1tt4r1us4]

this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

[powerfulpomegranate]

This week on: Britain steals things from other countries.

[rnoonpie]

things are heating up in the candy fandom