Shit My Friends Have Said
"The irony of ____ losing his virginity in the closet."
"What would your taste in men be? If you had to choose?"
"But what if you don't want to touch your wife like at all? Like ever."
"Do you have a crush on a mermaid?"
"You can't just trust people because they're handsome."
"What exactly do you mean by 'nifty'?"
"This is not a school, this is my time to LIVE."
"Now we can attack ____ in real life, on Facebook, on Tumblr, on Skype, AND on Twitter. This is wonderful."
"I am a pure virgin child, don't bring this smut into my household, mother of harlots."
"I used to go to Catholic school and I would write 'hello' out really fast so it was never just 'hell.'"
"Me and him, but mostly him."
"We're in the Mormon part of Youtube."
"A friend and I talked about the word swag for like three minutes."
"Why do you always need to pull me down when I'm feeling good."
"I beat up nerds for breakfast."
"I also solve my problems by flirting with boys."
"I'll be gay as soon as you start swearing regularly."
"I don't trust houses that squirt."
"I am perpetually uncomfortable."
"I'm the cutest redhead I've ever seen."
"Jazz is music of the devil."
"They were like 'just flop around and look pathetic' and that's basically how I get around on a daily basis so."
"If we ever have a threesome, it's with that guy."
"He doesn't go to church because horses have baby horses."
"Fuck I am dead okay let us hate the adults."
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