G.B.F (2013) Sentence Pack
"How will being the first out kid in school make you instantly popular?"
"F-Y-I, I like guys, now let's never speak of this again."
"You cannot come out via text, that is so gay."
"How very early 2000s of you, I'm so not surprised."
"_____ is more likely to come out than _____ and he's our token vagina enthusiast."
"Don't you think it'd be kind of neat to meet one? Like a real live gay."
"And I still carry the last flip phone on the planet."
"My future G.B.F is just waiting to come out of the closet and tell me how fierce I am!"
"I'm strictly dickly, yo."
"Your mom totally knows. And also thinks we're doing it."
"Do we have to listen to this heinous pop dance crap?"
"Your abs ain't too bad, Mr Four Pack."
"Was Drake on Degrassi? The answer is yes. Badass rapper Drake was on a wholesome, Canadian, after-school soap opera. Never forget."
"I guess I am. Not fabulous but- gay. I'm gay, I guess."
"You can't 'no homo' this!"
"Wow, well, at least now I know all you care about is yourself, you self-absorbed gutless little faggot!"
"Touch him again, and you won't be able to get as much as a half-assed handjob from some flag-twirling color guard skank."
"That's not gay, that's just lame."
"You don't even sound like the ones on Bravo."
"What offends me most is the hypocrisy and sexism of it all. If I were to come out as a lesbian, would I all of a sudden be a top candidate for prom queen? I think not."
"Carbs make gay people sparkle?"
"Somehow me being his girlfriend meant the whole cheerleading squad became his own personal hookup harem."
"I feel like I can be myself around you. You're not trying to screw me like a guy, or threatened by me like every other girl in school."
"My hair is only 99.9% flawless."
"I never RSVP'd to a non-stop pity party."
"Contrary to what you might believe, we homos don't just sit around pining for straight boys, okay? Some of us like idea of a guy actually being turned on by us."
"Everyone can relax. The people who matter have arrived."
"Did you know that Netflix has an entire gay and lesbian section? Blew my mind."
"So with straight guys there's ass men and tit men. But what's the gay equivalent? Like... ball men?"
"When you're getting gay with a guy, how do you decide who's the girl and who's the boy?"
"I think you're both the boy. That's kind of the point."
"Damn you are pretty. I mean- handsome. Pretty handsome."
"Since I basically have no friends left, my mom decided to have a queer movie marathon."
"He really thinks I'm... decent-looking?"
"'He' as in 'him.' Pronouns that describe my date. Who is a dude."
"Are my arms looking Michelle Obama toned or Madonna scary?"
"Who said anything about us going to prom together?"
"I hope your Prince Charming gives you everything you want! And also crabs."
"We all know you're gayer than a very special episode of Glee."
"Sorry Ellen Jr. You can't take your poor man's Portia to this dance."
"You do know that oral counts as sodomy, right? So with the amount of going down that goes down at prom, you may want to rethink the concept."
"_____, did they change the official prom song to Trapped In the Closet just for you?"
"Whatev... -er. Whatever. The full word. I said it all."
"Right, bro? Like two dudes, like... bluhhh. Eugh. Ick."
"Prom is short for promenade, not promen-AIDS."
"No one but _____ could come up with a pun that simultaneously lame and offensive."
"You haven't been completely consistent in clearing the internet history."
"So you're 100% allergic to the lady parts! That's fine! Who cares?"
"My mom may think you're a drag queen."
"I love you very much. Like, crazy, a lot. To the point where it's really kind of ridiculous. It's almost embarrassing. A lot."
"I don't want to be king of the gay prom, or be a gay best friend, or get gay married. I just want to go to prom, be a friend, get married, maybe."
"Thought you could upstage me with a classic what-I-learned speech? Amateur."
"Do you really want to go to Heaven if it's filled with nothing but psychos like her?"
"I'll see you all in Hell! I mean, I won't see you 'cause I won't be there! But there's probably, like.. a window or something where people in Heaven can look down to people in Hell! And I'll see you through that.. Hell.. Window.. thing."
"Sweet Joseph Smith, you are sexy."
"We don't get to kiss as the credits roll, we gotta keep going."
"Instead of risking having you as my BF, I'd rather keep you forever as my BFF."
