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zionists fuck off || cedar || they/it || 23 || bi grey-ace genderqueer fagdyke || icon by @bi-slime, header by @cloudyblock (main blog is @cedarspiced)

[pocket-deer-belly]

i really need "villagers from minecraft are antisemetic caricatures" to become a popular enough sentiment for them to finally change their designs somehow

[latest-gaming-news]

BREAKING NEWS: Here's the reveal of the Dappled Forest, bringing new Autumn-coloured trees, wool stairs and slabs, and grey wood.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[mossy-cobble]

im glad minecraft isnt real life because by now i would have got my fingers stuck in the grates of a mob spawner trying to grab the spinning pig

[mossy-cobble]

they'd butter me up to free my fingies and rescue me and i'd attack again from another angle. give me that twirling swine

[mossy-cobble]

SUPERFLAT SURVIVAL

https://discord.gg/THh5zDtc

I'm starting a new survival server!! It's a superflat world, with the only difference being that there are all the biomes (but flat) and all the structures - should be very challenging, but also very different. I've never seen this done before, so wanted to give it a go. Server has a whitelist, so you will have to join the discord - just a way to keep this semi-organised lol

Come join the discord to learn more B)

[mossy-cobble]

We are opening the server in 30 mins come join!!!

[sloppystyle]

[pangur-and-grim]

in my minecraft server there's a 1/5000 chance of a skeleton running across your screen at any given moment, and sometimes it really scares me

[zedogica]

[pangur-and-grim]

it's all I need

[asksloyxp]

Just a little something to take the edge off..

[miiilowo]

in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying

[miiilowo]

inthe minectraft world they would say someone spawned with a diamond hoe insteadof saying they were born with a silver spoon

[chekhovs-slinky]

In minecrsft world they say “what the nether” insead of “what the hell” and alex is a butch lesbian

[miiilowo]

and alex is a butch lesbian yeah

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

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[helooproto]

[kiki-or-bouba]

This post is: Kiki

[things-that-are-not-true]

my grandpa died in the deepslate wars fighting for your freedoms after he opened a trapped chest and fell into a dripstone spike pit lined with crafting tables so he couldn't bucket clutch

[mx-brahms]

How did your grandpa failing a bucket clutch protect my base?

[dogpuppy]

[block-of-bulborb]

stepdad took my bottle o’ enchanting

[omgitssvpernxva]

meme number 10

[mrsterlingeverything]

[cedarspiced]

need to scrounge up money for food & to help out a friend, so i'm opening for two $50 colored waist-ups!

examples of my art:

reply to this post or dm me if you're interested! i'll turn off reblogs once it's closed.

(reblogs are super appreciated <3)

[puppygirl-hornyposting]

[violentoffender]