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low quality freaky slimeknight

Sword of a lie

oh i LOVED it. sat down and read it in a 2 hour sitting. ur amazing for this rec. here's my take on it

he knows he wants to

on occasion they share one (1) braincell

translate = i've realized with horror that i still want to kiss you

knight & slime make out VIDEO for sale. only 9.99

Avery [posts to Twitter]: why aren't we kissing our friends more lol

Avery [35 secs later]: D3rlord3 did you read this

Avery: [5 secs later]: D3rlord3

D3rlord3 [hesitantly biting into a sandwich]: “...Avery?”

Avery: [watching him smugly] “Yyyeah?”

D3rlord3: “Why—”

Avery: “Why—” [already giggling] “—why what?”

D3rlord3: “why does the meat taste like a volcano project?”

Avery:[on the floor]

“I'm— adding baking soda to foods that can’t stop me— and— it's— really funny—”

D3rlord3:[slowly lowers sandwich]

“To… meat?”

Avery:

“TO EVERYTHING.”

*D3rlord3 watches Avery's laughter turn to tears. Glares at him from under the helmet. For some reason he's reminded why he loves this guy*

king in piss homophobe era :(

HELLO HELLO! im going on a trip soon and wanted to know if yall could rec some good slimeknight fics!! anything from fluff to angst. i wanna see it 🥹

vessel chomper :(

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