#fake avery

[yourlocaldissatisfaction]

I don’t remember what syndromes it is but imagine if fakevery was jealous of actual Avery. Why couldn’t they be the original. They’re better. Smarter. Could actually keep up with derlorde, could defend themself. They know they’re the sequel, but they’re better. So why him? Why AveryD.MartineztheMayo?Why does he get to be the star, the diva, the sweet ingenue?

Why has their god, their playwright, forsaken them to play the other woman?

it isn’t fair.

[moondoll6]

I'm biting!!

Bestow upon us your thoughts on Fake Avery!!!!! I don't really feel too strongly about the lil guy so I wanna hear more about him👀✍️

...Okok, but have you heard of irl Fakevery? I must admit, I also don't feel too strongly for canon Fake Avery, which is why irl Fake Avery is my greatest invention. I like the idea of Fake Avery (both irl and in mc) believing that he's actually Avery. I've see a buncha different interpretations, but I think that's my favorite one. The idea of Irl Fake Avery is so fun (imo) because one: he's Weird, and two: he torments Derek. I'm gonna focus on the weird part of him for this. With the "theme" of Fakevery believing that he's Avery, I like to think that that's as deep as it goes with him. He's Avery, Avery is him, what else does he need? This causes problems with his overall...make-up. a few posts i made abt how he talks and stuff: Tones How he jokes One of the most fun things to write with irl Fake Avery are his mannerisms!! He's a lil weird with it, especially since he only has Avery's personality to go off of. "Talking" and saying actual words are two very different things to him. The act of talking could be practically anything, and I think that results in him being a lil nonsensical at times or saying full phrases that Avery has said before, just without any context. I also feel like Fakevery does a lot of uptalk.

Another fun thing about irl Fake Avery are his Bones! MC Fakevery is just a slime, and I've seen a bunch of art of him being slightly yellow or like drooping a bit. Imagine how those imperfections amplify when u turn him into a human !! (posts abt averys weird bones y other stuff)

fakevery kitchen accidents

weird bones

more just general weirdness

I like to think that Fake!Avery's bones manifest in chunks instead of joints and stuff. He's also everchanging so who knows how it changes and evolves to be more accurate and stuff, but still. He sees things like that as very surface-level. Like, oh, a hand is a hand, who cares what's under it? (Similar to the ask i answered abt him getting sunburned earlier!) Anyway this post is kinda long and I doubt anyones gonna read it in full. I just like writing Irl Fakevery torment Derek frfr.

[moondoll6]

I haven't seen any other IRL Fake!Averys and that makes me sad :c

[kittymittenz]

fakevery / avery interaction would be really funny. fakevery who keeps rattling off incorrect names for niche random things (see: Kanye.. something... for Conway's game of life) and avery is like Wow. are you sure that's what it's called. and fakevery is like nope! and avery is like wow! me neither!

fakevery knows the thing it's talking about but not what it's called. avery doesn't know what fakevery is talking about but he's pretty sure that's probably not what it's called

[kittymittenz]

fakevery au playlist in progress. can you tell ive been listening to the same few albums on loop no iwont apologize for just putting my favorite songs on here they FIT

[kittymittenz]

cooking ideas in my brain. d3rlord tricks fakevery into falling but it survives . its too slow to find d3rlord again but it goes throughout the world trying to find him anyways. however it ends up meeting the real avery at the church. mid-trance state. hm. and they both see You are real you are special remember who you are at the same time. Remember who you are works on avery but what does it mean for fakevery.

[kittymittenz]

hey if fake avery believed it was the real avery do you think it believed it was someone d3rlord cared about as well. did it think it was the one d3rlord warned. only to find out in the harshest way possible that it was not

[kittymittenz]

the whole world and you . fake avery being made just to act stupid and inferior for d3rlord