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dj - 21 - tx im in a queen cover band that sounds exactly like queen if they sucked.

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glorified babysitter

Kids these days.

i got conned into making a kakashi blog

[ghostcop]

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

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[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

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dracodigiamazzi replied to your post: dracodigiamazzi replied to your post:d...

That’s far too hefty of a commitment for me to make at this time. Just getting through four seasons of Game of Thrones was difficult for me.

naruto episodes just fly by tbh. mostly because 98% of it is fighting and filler but eh. its still good. i preferred the manga but still!

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dracodigiamazzi replied to your post:dracodigiamazzi replied to your post: WHATS UP...

How long is it?

over 200 episodes.

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dad: its the summer why are you wearing a sweater?

me: touch my swaaaaag wish u could.

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reblog my pizza sweater.

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dracodigiamazzi replied to your post: WHATS UP EVERYONE ITS YA BOY DJ.

I’ve never seen Naruto. Is it any good.

it is The Shit.

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WHATS UP EVERYONE ITS YA BOY DJ.

[merenby-deactivated20160903]

BEING SHUT UP BY A KISS IS NOT ROMANTIC YOU LET ME FINISH TALKING FIRST ASSHOLE!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! INTERRUPT ME!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM

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diddly darn is an unironic part of my every day speech.

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ive been looking for my cup of grape juice for TEN FING MINUTES. i thought my drank it. it was in the diddly darn kitchen.

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went into the kitchen to microwave chicken nuggets.

"david you know we have leftovers right??"

LEFTOVERS THAT ARENT CHICKEN NUGGETS.

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[minions420]

the guys who wrote this show were literally on so many drugs it’s unbelievable it ever aired on Cartoon Network

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my pizza sweatshirt selfie has brought me a total of 14 followers in the past 30 minutes. incred.

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my roots are showing i need to bleach my hair again tbh.

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i tried real hard to go by dave for like two weeks in middle school but its not edgy and cool, yet cute and quirky enough for me. 

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dad: its the summer why are you wearing a sweater?

me: touch my swaaaaag wish u could.

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reblog my pizza sweater.