I Give Zero Fucks And I Got Zero Chill In Me

Hi im Eoin im from Ireand i like music and pretty much all i do is eat, sleep and go on my laptop all day =P feel free to message me any time

[toastbutteregg]

[faggottt]

[unclefather]

[thecryptkeeper]

enough himbo talk we’re calling men whores now

[politijohn]

A reminder…

The US is 1 of only 8 countries that doesn’t guarantee paid maternity leave.

The average length of leave among countries with such programs is 29 weeks

[mysharona1987]

[pyrrhic-victory1-deactivated202]

[mintytrifecta]

[myarmsaretoolong]

you walk up to someone. you clear your throat. you open your mouth. you try to speak. your eyes go wide as you realise with horror

you are voiced by chris pratt

[shinitagariyuki]

The Garfield thing is a joke right? *starts sweating*

[ironpour]

[valtsv]

my hot take

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[mephostophilis]

applying poison lipstick to my top lip and antidote to my bottom lip for a thrilling yet ultimately benign kiss

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[evilkaito]

this post started 5th wave feminism

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[babyboomerbullshit]