Munkustrap RP blog

a whitmerule RP blog

[a-terrible-muddle]

hey did you know you can just take the piss out of Munkustrap literally any time you like

[munkustrap-rp]

Hey, did you know you can just take the piss out of Tugger literally the moment the show is over.

[a-terrible-muddle]

would you rather... sacrifice munkustrap for one corn chip or toss a cucumber at the kittens?

Hey now, I'd only ever sacrifice him in a looney tunes way to make him roll his eyes.

[munkustrap-rp]

*rolls eyes*

[a-terrible-muddle]

... Then I'd toss a cucumber to distract the kittens while he pounces on me and screws me silly.

(Not like the kittens haven't seen it before, it's just a bit annoying when they try to curl up between his thighs while we're doing it.)

[munkustrap-rp]

*rolls eyes but louder*

[a-terrible-muddle]

would you rather... sacrifice munkustrap for one corn chip or toss a cucumber at the kittens?

Hey now, I'd only ever sacrifice him in a looney tunes way to make him roll his eyes.

[munkustrap-rp]

*rolls eyes*

[tumblecutus]

VAULT RIGHT OVER THAT CONCLUSION!! 😎

[a-terrible-muddle]

wait where’d he go

[munkustrap-rp]

A kitten just flew past over my head, yodelling. 🤨

Must be a day ending in y.

[junkyard-gifs]

Today it's Munkustrap's turn to indulge himself by enjoying his leg. Beautifully.

Jarrod Draper, Australian tour, media call 31/12/25 (source).

[ihavealotoffeelings]

Me seeing this post come across my dash flagged for mature content: ugh, a Cats post that is probably perfectly innocent but that Tumblr has decided is mature content AGAIN? What is with your weird anti-Cats agenda, Tumblr?

Me, clicking "view post" and being greeted with Munk leggy: ...okay perhaps in this one instance Tumblr has a point. 😳

[munkustrap-rp]

I’m just pulling my socks up 🤔

[junkyard-gifs]

Alexander Auler as Munkustrap and Nicholas Li as Macavity; Vienna revival, 24 June 2022. Filmed by @cryptidvoidwritings and @falasta.

[munkustrap-rp]

NO WAIT COME BACK THIS ARGUMENT IS NOT OVER

[munkustrap-rp]

Tugger.

Tugger look at me.

Tugger stop grandstanding to the audience and singing about Mistoffelees we need to talk.

[a-terrible-muddle]

Kinda busy here dude.

[munkustrap-rp]

Tugger. Are you going to stop him or do I have to do it look at him he's literally hypnotising Admetus with his spinnies right now.

[munkustrap-rp]

Tugger.

Tugger look at me.

Tugger stop grandstanding to the audience and singing about Mistoffelees we need to talk.

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Munkustrap: I've wasted like 3 years of my life thinking that I need to be less controlling, when really I just need to find people who want to be controlled.

[munkustrap-rp]

Update: You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Tumblebrutus: Am I the only one who craves a coffee in the morning?

Mungojerrie: Yes.

Rumpleteazer: Yes. Freak.

Mungojerrie: Sick fuck.

Rumpleteazer: You're a broken person.

[munkustrap-rp]

... I've had eight already.

[nowwhichwaswhichcat]

It's Free Real Estate 👀

[munkustrap-rp]

It's Free Scolding.

[forgottenflickr]

2011

[dilf-in-peril]

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

[saathi1013]

(Op deleted I think but here's my reblog for posterity)

[munkustrap-rp]

why do people keep @ing me? 🤨 My grey hairs are all honourably come by.

[munkustrap-rp]

What's a Dilf?

[dilf-in-peril]

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

[saathi1013]

(Op deleted I think but here's my reblog for posterity)

[munkustrap-rp]

why do people keep @ing me? 🤨 My grey hairs are all honourably come by.

[pocket-deer-belly]

You should be open about thinking fat people are hot i promise your life will be better for it

[junkyard-gifs]

Tugger is totally chill about his dad. just so you know. Definitely doesn't get all excited and snuggly.

Hank Santos as Tugger, Cameron Schutza as Deuteronomy, and Ibn Snell as Mistoffelees. US tour 6, October 2022.

[jelliclesflirt]

fr pay attention to me dad @liveinsuccession

[liveinsuccession]

You're my most obnoxious child, of course I do.

[jelliclesflirt]

the disrespect smh 🙄

[liveinsuccession]

I'm still waiting for that breakfast you promised, Tum Tugger. 🐀

[jelliclesflirt]

i promised it if you made munk the jellicle choice 😤

[munkustrap-rp]

🤨

[greatcheshire]

Woah, bruh, hold up. Are you telling me there’s a dude over there that’s not heard of a jellicle cat?

[munkustrap-rp]

GUS, HOLD MY FLOWER