what do you know about necromancy

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Only white women have the privilege of reclaiming the word ‘slut’ without facing any real social penalty. Miley Cyrus, for instance, is being hailed as a woman who is in control and liberated, unlike her black counterpart Rihanna. Rihanna does not get worshiped for owning her sexuality or her agency. Rihanna gets pity, scathing criticism, and popular feminist magazines wanting to ‘save’ her from exercising choices they do not agree with. Many mainstream feminists feel entitled to police Rihanna’s black female body; even Lena Dunham could not resist. However, if you look closely you can see that Miley has been feverishly studying and has been influenced by the Rihanna’s bad girl playbook. White women may also be allowed to transcend their ‘sluttiness’ when they feel the need to do so. Both Angelina Jolie and Madonna have been able to shed their past bad girl images seamlessly. Whiteness affords white women the ability to try on different identities while their racial privilege remains intact. Because in a society that values whiteness over all else, to be white is to be human and all non-white persons must audition for their humanity. The bodies of black women are highly politicized and critiqued no matter who they belong to, from the first lady to ‘the help.’ The physical movements and choices of black women are always viewed through a filter of suspicion. In order for me to claim my right to be a ‘slut,’ I first must win the battle to be able to fully claim my humanity.

Lutze B. (@FeministGriote)

This is a quote from her exquisite essay Why I Won’t Call Myself a “Slut” on Salon. MUST READ. An important and timely examination of sexual agency through an intersectional lens.

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[slipperiestbutt]

why do i eat when im bored

eating is like the simplest thing ever next to breathing

like it's not an ~activity why on earth

[notcallum-deactivated20170422]

why did they hire

a human actor

to play

a dragon

[milofficial]

youre right they should have hired a dragon

[slipperiestbutt]

dear asshole:

you think i'm easy to piss off

i think that's funny because you haven't actually seen me pissed off

this is me telling you to piss off

this is not me pissed off

and you think i appreciate assholes

which is pretty funny bc i clearly dont appreciate your delusional ass

go get help seriously

[slipperiestbutt]

you would be correct

i am an absolute callous bitch to people who piss me off past a certain point

in other words, to creeps like you

my friends never have to see that side of me because my friends aren't fucking creeps

:)

[slipperiestbutt]

chryssalid replied to your photo: funny that you think you know me better than...

this fuckin guy

my exact emotions

[slipperiestbutt]

funny that you think you know me better than people i'm actually friends with 

do yourself a favor and get a life

[slipperiestbutt]

if i didn't know any better i'd say you were threatening people

you're probably better off not doing that

just so you know

[slipperiestbutt]

'u asked for all this' -- i didn't. you chose to do it because you're a fucking shitbag who apparently doesn't understand the words 'go' and 'away', among others

'u put me through hell' -- you haven't fucking seen hell i'm laughing so hard god damn

'then u gave me false hope' -- there was never any hope for you

'mark my words u will never find happiness' -- sorry you think i can't be happy without you harassing me but that's kinda dumb

[slipperiestbutt]

spookypoop said: Wait for real or

y u p 

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message me if u want my new url

[blua]

[tobedeleted-deactivated20130811]

Rainbowism is a recessive genetic trait, similar to albinism, that causes animals to look like the photoshop colour selection square.

[darksatiristblogger-deactivated]

This is so beautiful. How can you not believe in God?

[slipperiestbutt]

a casual acquaintance of yours is being rude. 'who pissed in your cheerios?' you ask him.

he bursts into tears. 'it was my mom,' he says through sniffles.

you are amazed. it has finally happened. someone has peed in a bowl of cheerios and negatively affected the mood of another individual for a whole day.

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