"You look gay and I'm hella into it"

resident dipshit

[slithesix]

I feel so tired from doing nothing, my body's so drained but all I do is sit around and watch my home rot around me until my mom has to drag me to clean. She's become such a soft person over the years

[slithesix]

As of late I've been feeling really shitty about the state of the house n it shows I think. I can't ever feel calm r at ease, I can't go barefoot because even when I've just cleaned i might slip on dog piss, but no one's cleaned the floor in. A week? Two? It smells terrible because I keep reusing the same shitty mop, there's flies and mosquitoes fucking everywhere no matter how clean it is like the walls themselves are made of rotting meat, cockroaches and all that shit. My room is a disaster, there's yellow stains from dirty water on the floor, I barely have underwear n my laundry pile is taller than me. The tables are smudged, my phone is smudged, my glasses are smudged, I smell no matter how recently I showered, everything itches, I have bug bites everywhere, I can't drink coffee without it looking strange. Every day I look at myself and I'm dissatisfied, with how I am, with how I come off, I can hardly sleep because everywhere is so dirty, I hate my room and whenever I touch the couch cushions it has these weird bits of dirt and dust, the texture is grimy like grease, my fingers feel gross after touching it. All of this is just because I'm too lazy to clean n I know I'm doing this to myself but I just don't. Fucking move to do anything. Even when the computers busted I just fuck around on my phone all day LMAO

[slithesix]

Every time I think about everything everywhere all at once I find an entirely new reason to sob uncontrollably

[slithesix]

Yukio is so.. annoying?? Why is he always such a bitch does he just not learn his lesson ever

[slithesix]

Yukio 🙁

[slithesix]

Suffering terrible second hand embarrassment ren please be quiet calm down oh my god

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[slithesix]

Sometimes the lords strength is not enough *shoots you*

[slithesix]

This is where our prince lies.. dormant from the world 😍😍 *fucking dies immediately*

[slithesix]

HE IS SUCH A DILF OH MY GOD

[slithesix]

Nuggetssssss

[slithesix]

NYONE WILL do at this point actually. Yes. Yeah. Absolutely

[slithesix]

My head hurts I need to lose weight but I've been feeling bad recently n I can't rly muster the motivation to go out n I'm just making no effort to stop myself from eating like a pig so

[slithesix]

I dont think he likes me anymore I'm getting to be too annoying for him

[slithesix]

It's like. Taking care of a very excitable special needs dog

[slithesix]

I dont think he likes me anymore I'm getting to be too annoying for him

[slithesix]

I think the height difference between Sheldon and leonard is funny

[slithesix]

I desire human contact very badly