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Dave’s reaction upon meeting HolObama in Candy was to get down on one knee and praise him and in Meat he tells Karkat he would have been “so much more than Obama” so if that doesn’t put into perspective how highly Dave thinks of Karkat idk what does.

bluesmoth

deuslex

posts like these I dread laughing at near other people because there is absolutely no way that I can explain this

blueperks

it saddens me that some people dont get this

notvulcantears-deactivated20160

How Wings Are Attached to the Backs of Angels

thecringeandwincefactory-deacti

Haha, that’s… fucking creepy.

lamentedgores-adventures

I havent been afraid of god. Until now what the fuck is this?

turing-tested

that video on ur insta of u explaining that u cooked a crab and realized u dont have a crab cracker or a hammer and then laughing and wheezing as u point a gun at the crab makes me lose my shit every fuckin time

GOD IM SO FUCKING GLAD IT REALLY IS SUCH A GOOD VIDEO

kewltunecue

smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021

awe someone should make a comic where baby doges big brother or big sister help him install a mod so he can visit arther :((

scourgeofoolacile

plushlamby

this is so wholesome

amongie

seeing a post you made on your dash

dateagirlwhosweird

date a girl who knows that istanbul was constantinople now it’s istanbul not constantinople been a long time gone old constantinople why did constantinople get the works?

friendraichu

date a girl who also knows that’s nobody’s business but the turks

arandomblackbook

Met a girl and made a date in constantinople but she was waiting in Istanbul fml

howstuffworks

How Aerial Reforestation Works http://stuf.ly/aerial-reforest

fghtergrrrl

BOMB NATURE WITH TREES!! MOTHER NATURE MISSLES!! ATTACK DEFORESTION WITH THE UTMOST AGGRESSION!! FUCK YES!!! THIS IS MY AESTHETIC!!!

kasaron

You’ve heard of Orbital Bombardment, but now, get ready for ARBOREAL BOMBARDMENT

cerastes

Our intent: To save nature and to employ efficient reforestation measures.

Our method: Superior firepower.

lesbianshepard

the absolute fucking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny.

lesbianshepard

this is what real comedy looks like

thedaniverse

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

thedaniverse

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

chuckyzoopa

It’s an awesome idea tho

weareoracle

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

lianabrooks

I said yes!

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

aelin-lovelace

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

honeybeejohn

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”