integrity

benjamin

[marinebiologyshitposts]

you: *eats 10 pounds of shrimp in 8 minutes* I am the shrimp king! I cannot be outshrimped

me: *eats a thousand pounds of shrimp in one bite* just another day in the life of a whale

[lmaonade]

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

[hwardlaunch]

The umbrella on its way to the academy idk I didn’t watch the show

[ashleyjowilliams-deactivated202]

someone come feed me poison mushrooms i need to settle down a little 

[notdeadbabies-deactivated201603]

[teaboot]

Do ladies love stupid men or do they just love men who don’t exhaust every opportunity to feel smart

[teaboot]

“I used to think that melancholy was a vegetable” that’s incredible, let’s hang out more

[slomps]

How many of you guys are active on Twitter? Maybe looking at growing your page and making money out of it?

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[weirdness-is-good]

No one in this video is a human.

[horsecrash]

the sims 9

[intensional]

failure IS an option and it’s the option i’m choosing. good night.

[samcahntent]

Can’t call it Jackass unfortunately

[thatchickparker]

Call it DM: disappointing mom

[toocooltobehipster]

LOOK AT THIS CROCODILE

LOOK AT IT

[comparingmeerkats]

do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u

[e-babe]

U.S.- Mexico Border

[sunsetview-blog]

its kind of sad

[pink-v0mit-deactivated20120729]

that’s shocking

[jillyaintfromphilly]

how is it shocking? two different countries, two different looks.

[deletes]

extreme border

[wrongwaykid]

I just want to make sure everyone knows Mexico is on the right in this picture

[scabi0sa]

tell them

[milkeyedmender]

when your friends sibling is hot

[lumwinkle]

I actually don’t care about the relatable post, but I freaking love this gif. It’s blowing my mind

[psychoticmist]

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

[ampervadasz]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Not all heroes wear capes