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A girl who’s normally very passive and quiet lashes out at a boy for making a gross comment. She’s more aggressive than usual today. “Is it your time of the month?” He asks with a smirk But he’s right. It is her time of the month. The full moon peeks from behind the clouds and she transforms into a werewolf and devours the boy whole

snickidoodle

aw damn

thatlolblog

there are so many people on earth

like at least 12

julia-brown

i am SO SICK of people (including other girls) putting girls down for everything they do. y’all won’t let us win. you’ll make fun of a girl who like starbucks and victoria’s secret leggings for being too basic, make fun of an athletic or muscular girl by saying she “looks like a man”, call any girl who likes nirvana or classic rock a poseur but girls who like rap music ‘thots’, and harass “art hoe” type girls for liking popular, talented artists or yellow fucking backpacks. i swear to god, anything a girl likes becomes a meme. young girls are a joke and it’s time we get treated with some fucking respect.

time and time again have i heard “why don’t you just be original and do things you actually enjoy?” like what??? the fuck??? is this??? no girl can EVER enjoy anything that anyone else has ever enjoyed, EVER. absolutely not. and honestly who gives a shit if she developed her interests based on somebody else’s? that’s how we learn and grow and discover ourselves. i guarantee you that you wouldn’t enjoy shitting in the toilet unless you saw the rest of the world do it first.

it’s not funny, it’s pure misogyny. and it has to stop.

slomps

Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good. When in doubt, just take the next small step. Life is too short not to enjoy it. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will. Don’t buy stuff you don’t need. You don’t have to win every argument. Stay true to yourself. Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone. It’s OK to get angry with God. He can take it. Save for things that matter. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present. It’s OK to let your children see you cry. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it. Everything can change in the blink of an eye… But don’t worry; God never blinks. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful. Clutter weighs you down in many ways. Whatever doesn’t kill you really does make you stronger. It’s never too late to be happy. But it’s all up to you and no one else. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don’t take no for an answer. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie.Don’t save it for a special occasion. Over prepare, then go with the flow. Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple. The most important sex organ is the brain. No one is in charge of your happiness but you. Frame every so-called disaster with these words, ‘In five years,will this matter?’ Always choose Life. Forgive but don’t forget. What other people think of you is none of your business. Time heals almost everything. Give Time, time. However good or bad a situation is, it will change. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does. Believe in miracles. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn’t do. Don’t audit life. Show up and make the most of it now. Growing old beats the alternative — dying young. Your children get only one childhood. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s,we’d grab ours back. Envy is a waste of time. Accept what you already have, not what you think you need. The best is yet to come… No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up. Yield. Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift.

45 Life Lessons Written by a 90-year-old (via slomps)

p3triichor

What if birthmarks are the places that actually killed us in our past life? Like there’s this girl from school whose birthmark is a line on her neck. What if her throat was cut? I know this guy who has his birthmark on his whole left cheek. What if he was shot? My little sisters birthmark is a line straight down her stomach. What if she died on the operating table?

my-robbinhood-theory-deactivate

I have one on my balls what does that mean

p3triichor

You had some killer sex.

dragondicks

I went to smell my bra this morning to see if it was gross and for some reason the instructions got fucked up on the way from my brain and I ended up putting it to my ear and just listening to it for a second. Idk how my brain thought that would help, like if I could hear the ocean it’s time to put on a clean bra

corgis-everywhere

batou

@mom thank you for whooping my ass when I would be disrespectful to you and other members of my family for no reason, thank you for putting me in place so I didnt end up like those ruthless white teenagers that ruin family reunions over the smallest things

alchemists

moment of silence for all my wasted potential

adventuresingay

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The story behind the gif: the guy wouldn’t stop opening his daughter’s mail so she mailed “herself” a glitter bomb to teach him a lesson

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Good

onlyblackgirl:

slut-overload:

lady-neurotica:

harmoniesoflife:

I fucking want there to be a store called Build A Bra which is like Build A Bear but instead you get to build a bra and choose the straps and the colors and the style and EVERYTHING AND IT WOULD BE MAGICAL AND WONDERFUL

Oh my god can this please exist?!

and ACTUALLY GET THE BRA YOUR SIZE

Ummm bring this to Shark Tank.

shalrath

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

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nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

alsohaleyrose

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

jadenyucky

I’m done

guceubcuesu

Smelborp for president

izyurfimenipaflanyant

do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

anjaroid

get slammed in two courts at once

pinchblog

Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely no reason that he should expect it to feel any differently for you. If he says that it would be emasculating, belittling or ‘gay’, then that man is a misogynistic homophobe, and you better run for the hills as fast as your legs can take you.