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My first thought when seeing this is, "omg, I hope that puppy has been dewormed!"

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At what point in time does a grown ass man take responsibility for his own actions? Is it at the time he purchases a $500 hydrocephalus chihuahua puppy? Nope. Maybe when he decides to breed said mutant dog ( which is not on any preventatives and not up to date on vaccines) to a larger mutant dog to create ‘designer puppies? Nada. I know! It’s when his mutant dog gives birth to a puppy but then the second one gets stuck and poor mutant mother tries to push her oversized mutant puppy out for over 24 hrs with no success. Think again. Cause evidently, according to the screaming, profanity spewing fucktard on the phone earlier, this is MY responsibility! It is my responsibility to perform a $1500 surgery on a severely compromised mutant dog (that probably should not have been born herself, much less bred) for free! Because, get this, I’m supposed to love animals!! I’m supposed to offer a payment plan to someone with no history with our clinic, someone that even the credit companies won’t loan money to, and someone who hasn’t provided even basic health care to his dog. And I’m supposed to do this surgery while using human medical grade equipment that we have to pay for and with the assistance of highly trained staff that all expect to be paid.Yup. I’m the heartless bitch. God bless your poor mutant dog who I’m going to cry for now because I know if I even offered a free, humane euthanasia to end her suffering you would lose your shit even more (if that was possible) while threatening to bring down the wrath of yelp and Google review upon my clinic and report me to the state board. Yup. I’m the asshole. Fuck you dude. Thanks for killing a little bit more of my soul. Good luck at the other er.

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