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[slopynthia]

i grew up on Ratboygenius and Youtube Poops with storylines. “it would be so good if it was good” isn’t my vice it’s my philosophy.

[slopynthia]

on a date with bae and bae asked my favorite color and i said vloog and bae said that’s not real and i was dumbfounded but bae wouldn’t budge so i pulled out my vloog wallet but it wasn’t vloog anymore and bae laughed at me and i started naming vloog things and bae said they were other colors and then i started to remember them in those colors and then i couldn’t quite picture vloog anymore and i was freaking out and crying and bae said their fav is purple and i never heard of that but i looked up and there was purple stuff everywhere

[slopynthia]

guy who politically opposes the porn industry so much he jacks off to normal youtube videos 3x a day: hey i’m headed to Subway, you want anything?

guy who had a fight with his girlfriend over the iBeer app on his iPhone12: yeah could you get me one of those footlong cookies?

guy who lost $400 in a bet with his cousins regarding his grandparents’ lengthy divorce proceedings: (from the next room over) they discontinued those, actually.

[slopynthia]

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[slopynthia]

i was created specifically for

1. fixating on dumb projects for hours

2. being nice to people and loving them forever

everything else is a distraction

[slopynthia]

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[slopynthia]

mountain lions are actually not related to mountains at all. they hail from a seperate clade called “animalia” that contains creatures such as dung beetles and scarab beetles!

[slopynthia]

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[starfishjeremy]

Hello!

I am a trans and disabled person of color trying to finish out college. I am working hard on selr-supporting, but unfortunately am not able to make enough money to cover rent and tuition. Here I have linked my gofundme, if anyone is willing to donate. Every bit helps.

Thank you!

https://gofund.me/2714e35bc

[slopynthia]

hey guys this is my partner and we’re doing everything we can. anything helps!

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[blorbospinninhouseplant]

Ask where the fuck he is and who these people are and what they're doing

[slopynthia]

ah, yes. my star pupil, what an astute response. allow me a moment to prod at yore supple mind. pray tell, supposing you spoke Biblical Aramaic, how would you divulge such knowledge to our humble lamb? how would you, scholar of our time, succinctly catch the messaiah up to speed on the goings on of the waking world in his absence? have you the breadth of knowledge necessary make sense of our path to this form of the world? would it even be moral to burden him, relic he is of an era long past, of the past 2000 years of war and peace, sickness and health, beauty and loss? would you, my dear pupil, have the guts to inform him of the acts, however wretched, carried out in his holy name? please, enlighten us. we wait with baited breath.

[slopynthia]

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[slopynthia]

guy who keeps his wallet in a different pocket than you do: yeah i think im gonna go kill people for no reason