Weapons Of Mass Distraction

[gucciwoodnymph]

must I “get a job” and “earn money?” is it not enough to just eat fruit and love women…….

[sunfortune]

[onceiwashere]

[bob-belcher]

[peraltiago-s]

kevin is ready to fight anyone who doesn’t appreciate his husband 😍💞

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[everythingfox]

crumch

[everythingfox]

When leg one entered the chat, I turned into a puddle 😭

[hoodrichjay]

I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality

[gypped]

i hate when people say “i’m danish” like no that’s a pastry not a nationality

[thursday]

i hate when people say “i’m belgian” like no that’s a waffle not a nationality

[kiusaus]

i hate when people say “i’m finnish” but u just startin

[comradekatara]

do u think that mai knew where she ever really stood w/ ty lee before the incident at the boiling rock… or did she always assume, out of bitterness perhaps, out of cynicism, or envy, that she would always be second-best to azula, that no matter how much ty lee loved her, she would always prioritize azula. and her face of utter shock when she realizes that that’s not the case, that it never was…. 

in that moment, ty lee is choosing mai. neither azula nor mai remotely anticipated that. they’re both utterly flabbergasted by this turn of events. ty lee always keeps her cards close to her chest—so close, in fact, that people don’t even assume she’s hiding anything at all. but this moment is so revealing. it’s a brazen declaration of love.

[hostilemuppet]

How many brain cells have you lost since joining Tumblr

Bold of you to assume I had any to begin with

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lokidindeed]

[theradicalace]

i looked up a size chart and apparantly uh

apparantly sizes bigger than .9 exist which is,, fucking cursed

[tht1prsn]

There’s a special sharpener for them too which is horrible and they shouldn’t exist

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Give me the forbidden thicc lead.

[doctorbadtaste]

I have a set of pencils for drawing that are straight up solid graphite, and to be honest, it’s the shit. I LOVE THEM.

[graveltexture]

i.. i dint mean to use meat

[buttflick]

echoing from deep within the mines: *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap sla

[summertimeclothes-deactivated20]

fuck my life bro i just stuttered in front of a milf

[jiangshi]

people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?

[virieu]

americans be like ok i cant count past 12 actually

[dankmemeuniversity]

[certifiedboob]

Yes! Fuck it up Mary!!!

[echotunes]

Mary, the bi icon we don’t deserve

[lunnefisk]

mine, and i cannot stress this enough, craft

[dont-become-a-statistic]

Damn fucking right

[rosalitadiazz-deactivated202003]

[ampervadasz]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times