Je m'appel Martin!!

Tirame un dm, if you dare.. 😏

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sexhaver]

if i had to watch this bottle of water get cuckolded then so do you

[neo-soulless]

😧😧😧😧

[shrump-scampi]

thottled water

[adulthoodisokay]

it’s been fun, but i think it’s time to delete the internet forever

[ruinedchildhood]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that in the Spiderman comic ‘Spider-Man: Reign’, Mary Jane dies due to exposure to Spiderman’s radioactive sperm.

Mary Jane Watson-Parker died of cancer brought on by exposure to Peter’s radioactive semen during intercourse over the years.

[toastbutteregg]

same

[benjoyment]

48 Shades of Lightning  Taken from last night’s thunderstorm. (color hues are unretouched)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ponycamp]

who am i?

[animal-factbook]

The Banana duck, native to Haiti and Venezuela, is appeeling for its bright yellow skin and long bill.

[thoughtsofjasson]

That’s a banana.

[asian]

That’s what the government wants you to believe.

[sxb4by]

[martyqlpesao]

[dykehaus]

Hilma af Klint, Group IX | The Swan, No. 1, 1915

[backtothe1990s]

[oprahsbees]

[toastbutteregg]

leave it to japan to do amazing things like these

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ratfuck]

[997]

[liberdade3s]