Reporting From Inside Harry's Ass

Hi I'm Mary 20 years old. Kinda in love with some people you might see them around. If you follow me thank you and I love you xxxx

[mmithaz-deactivated20180623]

harry going online to see our thoughts on the album, but sees we only care about him talking about masturbation:

[botanize]

[icanseeyourholo]

harry styles is a masterpiece. both the guy and the album.

[slowlydyingbcharrystyles]

me: *sees harry*

me, softly, with tears in my eyes: what the fuck

[ruinedchildhood]

[yours-sincerely-hazza-deactivat]

Harry’s soo fucking extra! 😂 I love it 💚💙🌈🐝

[lake-erie]

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

I like how she didn’t even directly mention men and he still said that

[alexander]

IM HOLLERING RIGHT NOW

[blenheimapricot1999]

the 20s are soon upon us

things to include

flapper dresses

jazz music

sex positivity

women’s rights

renewal of arts & culture

increased immigration & cultural sharing

sequins

eyeliner

things to leave behind

racism & nativism

consumerist culture

white guys writing “the great american novel”

[marzipanandminutiae]

homophobia

increased pressure on women to have sex now that we have increased societal approval for it

drop-waisted dresses (they flatter no-one)

that alcohol made with formaldehyde

[medea-azyungele]

when you’re in your twenties and start to realise how young the protagonists of the novels you read are: 

[slowlydyingbcharrystyles]

Two Ghosts

Harry: Trying to remember how it feels to have a heartbeat

Me: bItCh mE tOoOoOo

[giggle]

do u ever just look at someone and know they are a slow typer

[namtan]

[theirstoryofevents]

[halloweengubler]

[akvela]

I deadass just want someone to match my love and loyalty

[hourlymemes]

[marlofaust]

hi welcome to teaching

[mardash13]

[bibesties]

Being a US fan and watching everyone else rant about how amazing Harry’s album is 

[glossharry]

harry: i dont drink

also harry:

[glossharry]