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Lilliana (she/her); 25; critical role/dnd sideblog @half-orc-fjord; icon by @/kkamabr on Twitter

[raichett]

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

you'll feel like a total dipshit train wreck and no matter what some girl is gonna see you and think "role model". you can't kill yourself you have to go be clocky in the gas station so a 14 year old can have the trajectory of her life altered forever

[kiwitchionline]

gathering examples for wolf doggy cute animal dichotomy in medias. specifically videogames probably.. but there may b other locations. please help in my quest.

[verygoodcomments]

[prokopetz]

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

[prokopetz]

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

[menelaiad]

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

[mollyjames]

What is and isn't considered sexually transgressive is an arbitrary standard. If you really think about it, "kinks" are dictated by cultural norms, which in turn are influenced by hegemonic power. So you see, it would be impossible for the princess to be a pervert

[mollyjames]

[algorithmist]

life tip: consider rejecting the premise more often

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

if i'm a lesbian do i have to listen to carly rae jepsen?

some people will accuse me of gatekeeping here, but the answer is a hard yes 

[catgirlconspiracy]

Trans woman with it/its pronouns I love you

[stealingpotatoes]

agott would actually like to deal with these coco feelings in less than 2 decades, preferably

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[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[shinraalpha]

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[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[orcboxer]

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

[luthqrs]

I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.

[the-august-one]

I had to do it.

[fiddlepickdouglas]

I've been put in the tank 😔

[thistle-onions]

[pyupa]

i like how cutely insulting this is

[sugarpkts]

there are’m only 23 types of people in the world

[sugarpkts]

[pog-mo-bhlog]

So many "I was born too late" takes are actually "I was born poor" like I'm sure you WOULD have loved whatever historical quirk you're talking about, but sadly you would not have been allowed to do that. You would have died in a coal mine aged 13.

[pog-mo-bhlog]

Being afab will not protect you from dying young in a coal mine. They put wee lassies down there all the time and sometimes they died, just as the boys did. Your understanding of historical gender roles is filtered through the gender roles of the mid 20th century. Yes you would also have faced other gender based violence on top of this probably, but that doesn't make you exempt from death via coal mine.

Also thank you to every single person of colour in the notes pointing out how white the take I'm critiquing is. You are 100% right.