hry hello hi i’m cosmo and i’m 23 from the est time zone (more specifically where the office takes place) but i live like a gmt person, i swear ! while i edit some gifs and watch this rom-com on netflix, take a peak below at my cute, careless, slightly dumb but almost 7 ft tall wren and like this or hmu to plot and be friends !
Don’t be fooled! That’s not BEN SIMMONS you saw on campus but in fact was WREN HOLMES. The 21 year old SOPHOMORE identifies as MALE and is often described as ZANY, INTROVERTED & MOTIVATED. When I think of them I imagine CAR WINDOWS DOWN ON A DEWY MORNING & BRAND NEW NIKES SCUFFING ON A BASKETBALL COURT. I sure hope studying ACCOUNTING is keeping HIM… busy. ( cosmo. 23. est. they/them. )
wren was born in america to a teenage single mother and he was immediately given up for adoption because of that. the couple that took him in were quite wealthy, so wren never really had to work a day in his young life.
he was always very spoiled —- probably couldn’t wash a dish or do laundry for his life.
described as being a few fries short of a happy meal.
he’s quiet but he’s FUN, and he’s full of energy. it was probably why he seemed to always be a leader in his friend group, but he would usually call himself the comedic one.
when he was just a young teenager, they moved to the ny and wren settled in quite easily in the big city. he was the typical upper east side boy.
WREN LOVES BASKETBALL -- HE’s HIGH-KEY OBSESSED AND GREAT AT IT. I mean he’s literally 6′10 ft tall???
after that, he got really into partying and literally partied his way through high school.
he’s probably tried any drug you can think of at least twice, but he’s never gotten addicted to any type and he prides himself on that tbh.
he believes HENNEY-THING is possible there may be an underlying drinking problem, but wren would never admit to that.
he also gets really, really SAD sometimes and will disappear for days at a time ???
and while he’s had a few relationships here and there as well as quite a bit of hook-ups, he’s never really been “ in love “ before, so he doesn’t know what to do about that either. he’s quite pessimistic about it and thinking there might not be one person for every person in the world and he drew that short straw. ( unless ur measuring dicks of course fgdhkfjfdg )
while living off of an inheritance and splurging completely, he’s very careless with his money and is just looking to have a good time while getting a degree.
hry hello hi i’m cosmo and i’m 22 from the est time zone but i live like a gmt person, i swear ! i watch a lot of netflix as well as... mtv reality. i’m also low-key obsessed w skam, a boogie wit da hoodie, pnb, and i still watch spongebob in the morning. take a peak below at my cute, careless, slightly dumb wren and like this or hmu to plot and be friends !
wren was born in america to a teenage single mother and he was immediately given up for adoption because of that. the couple that took him in were quite wealthy, so wren never really had to work a day in his young life.
he was always very spoiled —- probably couldn’t wash a dish or do laundry for his life.
described as being a few fries short of a happy meal.
he’s loud, he’s FUN, and he’s full of energy. it was probably why he seemed to always be a leader in his friend group, but he would usually call himself the comedic one.
when he was just a young teenager, they moved to the uk and wren settled in quite easily in the big city of london. he was the typical upper east side boy.
after that, he got really into partying and literally partied his way through high school and never attended college.
he’s probably tried any drug you can think of at least twice, but he’s never gotten addicted to any type and he prides himself on that tbh.
there may be an underlying and underage drinking problem, but wren would never admit to that.
he also gets really, really SAD sometimes and will disappear for days at a time ???
and while he’s had a few relationships here and there as well as quite a bit of hook-ups, he’s never really been “ in love “ before, so he doesn’t know what to do about that either. he’s quite pessimistic about it and thinking there might not be one person for every person in the world and he drew that short straw. ( unless ur measuring dicks of course fgdhkfjfdg )
after graduating high school, he fell in love with a one-time hook up at a club and literally followed them in hopes of a blossoming relationship.
he took what was left of his inheritance and moved on his own to manchester. he works part time at the cinema and is obsessed with movies, talking about politics and philosophy, as well as american basketball.
wren lives in a modest apartment with a roommate while living off of an inheritance and splurging completely. he’s very careless with it and is just looking to have a good time.
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