[ruinedchildhood]

[mielparaoshun]

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[1tenderbeing]

I’m the one that’s constantly changing it’s position

[jumbolumpcrabmeat]

“Pap”

[tsunbeares]

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

[ennoshi-blog]

why are they in a cage?

[trogdorthe-burninator]

otherwise they’ll eggscape

[flightless-wings]

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

[imperfectkreis]

Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.

[melaniesole-blog]

She broke that shit down so beautifully

[black--lamb-blog]

women are masterminds and i love it

[mothbug-deactivated20200626]

I need it to be known that I have not once but twice destroyed an entire male friend group by doing this

[rcktpwr]

you guys are weird lol

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

this is how i know none of yall have ever talked to boys irl yall think we’re a bunch of machiavellian shadow lords tryna dominate each other with power plays and shit that you can undermine by tryna fuck the shy one when in reality we all just make jokes about jerking off and talk about dragons. bunch of fucking nerds on this site i swear to god. you fuck the shy guy we’d be hyped as fuck cus my man deserves to get it!!!! my boys love each other!!!!

[illogical-bullshit]

This confirms the theory that no woman on this site has ever talked to a man, only to a burlap sack named Dude McMan

[raccoon-boy]

I love reading this post whenever I see it because it’s fucking insane.

[cisnowflake]

Do…do people on this hellsite really think that groups of guys are like that? This isn’t game of thrones for fucks sake.

[anditssunday-deactivated2018072]

don’t date hoes

[alph4dextera-deactivated2021052]

Women really aren’t as clever as they think they are smh

[thefashionreef]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via QueenIdle)

[sonic-spindash]

I didn’t know my daily walk to class took place on sacred ground…

[serious]

we’re all the same

[shortvideosandstuff]

[screw-you-i-am-cat]

cats literally give no fucks

[softchubbypuppy]

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[timbllr]

[mrzykmoriceau-deactivated202012]

[artpow]

[hippieseurope-deactivated202503]

It’s a complicated world: People get upset because they think you should have zigged instead of zagged, and when you zag they think you should have zigged. And all along you were just trying your best to keep everybody happy.

Sereno Sky, author of the “Lonely Traveller” novels (via hippieseurope)

[animalsnaps]

[xeptum]

[caseykaui-deactivated20220420]

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