mike wheeler? he’s my son and myself

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michael my little hungry dog can you please say out loud some of your i-want-to-spend-the-rest-of-my-life-together-monogamous-way thoughts

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“you also wouldnt want to kiss your crush if it would just be for fun" I WOULD. I HAVE NO SELF ESTEEM AND NO SERIOUS ROMANTIC PERSPECTIVES. oh who said that?

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ok will i respect your personal boundaries but what if you said “i'm not going to kiss you until you tell me you love me romantically”? maybe it will awaken something in mike?

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i need a short film where we all reading new chapter in some random ass places tbh (i walked along the highway)

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somebody is like oh just kiss him and oh congrats mike finally told will what he wants but IM LITERALLY WORRIED ABOUT MY SHAYLA WILL WHO IS LAUGHING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME AND HIS MIND BREAKS like what do you mean he fuckes but he doesn’t confess his love (i would going insane in this situation) (i was in lowkey same situation but without actual sex things and it went to “it was just fun and games don’t take it that serious” and after this she got married)

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i love you my mike the brave ahh earrings

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greyhound boreo au where teo “asked one last time” and boris “hopped in the car laughing” and they have this kind of road trip

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and they have this kind of photo gallery

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greyhound boreo au where teo “asked one last time” and boris “hopped in the car laughing” and they have this kind of road trip

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this unpleasant feeling when you read any popular byler fic and absolutely love it but there’s will has oral fixation and begging for give mike a head or there’s submissive will and i already having upside down flashbacks and can’t fully empathize with the narrative

dom! top! sa-traumatized! will byers community you guys changed me forever

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searching variation content and going through 100 “omg there’s so many byler variants these days” memes and searching usual byler and going through 100 “omg finn is always playing characters who’s in love with their best friend” memes feels like daily traffic jams on the way to work

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it’s always canon bi boris this and canon bi boris that but for what was ✨we were young we wanted girls✨ moment

and why you swear eternal love to literally every woman you see

but when it’s about theo with whom you fucked (somehow) and kissed (for what boris it was absolutely unnecessary) and you noticed jealousy and sadness and repressed gayness in your bff’s eyes FOR YEARS it’s always about minimization and experiments

#yes she watched film first and baited by heart-eyed movie boris #i NEED boris pov

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прятаться мне от тебя негде город сияет в твоих именах