Shut up and Drive

@slut--likeyou

{Astronomy | Cosmology | Sex Addict} Looks like I'm stuck in Ohio for awhile, hit me up if you're looking for some fun. Otherwise you probably shouldn't follow this blog unless you like stars. “…because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff…" (in bed) -John Green

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bassmythewarbler-blog

Yeah. Tell me when your friend leaves—I need my beauty sleep. Though I might just go clubbing.

slut--likeyou

Feel free to go clubbing.

He's been incredibly patient and I have no plans on rushing.

#dash: Sebastian

bassmythewarbler-blog

Good plan.

Yeah, the tie system doesn’t work here—they check rooms with ties on the door. You’re best off texting me.

slut--likeyou

How....archaic.

But...alright.

#dash: Sebastian

bassmythewarbler-blog

No, the guy was hideous. And roommate thought he was straight until he’d been here a month.

Adam. Meeting me is always a pleasure. And I expect the same courtesy of you.

slut--likeyou

I'm...not even going to pretend I care about what you're talking about anymore.

I wouldn't know or care about your business. But I'm going to assume the tie system is in affect here? Since we're all forced to wear them anyway. Regardless, kindly stay out of the room tonight. I have unfinished business from a former school to....enjoy.

#dash: Sebastian

bassmythewarbler-blog

The last idiot I roomed with had his valet bring his shit in for him, but those types usually don’t speak, let alone follow their employers’ roommates on Tumblr. And despite my penchant for promiscuity, I don’t sink that low.

I’m Sebastian, by the way.

slut--likeyou

I have no idea why I'd need a valet, that seems kind of...ridiculous. Unless he's hot. Then I can definitely see the allure of having a valet. Live in eyecandy? What's not to like?