virginia

a most generous and tender lover of philadelphia, pa

[slutterhouse-5]

i need a voluptuous, juicy book to sit on my face and give me paper cuts all over my tongue.

[chilewithcarnage]

me and my gaggle of feminist killjoys on our way to yuck yums and wet blankets

[slutterhouse-5]

i will do absolutely anything for my loved ones EXCEPT rewatching a movie or tv show that i’ve seen too recently.

[slutterhouse-5]

i have a terrible confession… i never liked the song "landslide".

[slutterhouse-5]

if i could organize my every thought and feeling into a spreadsheet, i would.

but alas, it appears that the human experience is too vast and complex for even google sheets.

[slutterhouse-5]

just found this amaaaaazing new song that i’m gonna play incessantly for the next three days until it makes me physically sick to listen to!

[slutterhouse-5]

for the love of GOD, can tumblr stop trying to shove lana del rey down my throat???

[slutterhouse-5]

i think youth culture has reached the point where it’s actually more hardcore and subversive to have zero tattoos.

[busket]

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

[slutterhouse-5]

this is how i feel every time i ask a friend if they want to hang out, no matter how long i’ve known them.

[slutterhouse-5]

from this moment forward, i am choosing to see my many friendships with beautiful and intelligent women as proof that i am, in fact, not a total loser.

[slutterhouse-5]

MAJOR LIFE UPDATE:

i’m going to eat dumplings for dinner!!

[catchymemes]

[slutterhouse-5]

i’m soooo excited to not have children!

[grindrbooks]

[slutterhouse-5]

if any of y’all EVER catch me overthinking or being a buzzkill, tell me to sit my whiny ass down on a park bench and people-watch in silence for 20 to 30 minutes.

[birdmans]

SUCCESSION (2018–2023)

[slutterhouse-5]

i need her to bully me.