virginia

a most generous and tender lover of philadelphia, pa

[slutterhouse-5]

i need a voluptuous, juicy book to sit on my face and give me paper cuts all over my tongue.

[slutterhouse-5]

i’ve developed an exciting new treatment for anxiety called trep n’ tranq!

obliterate your anxious thoughts with these three simple steps:

1. burrow a small hole through your skull

2. insert a syringe full of horse tranquilizer into said skull hole

3. keep pumping your brain with horse tranquilizer until all the thoughts are guh… guh…unnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

[slutterhouse-5]

when i’m cuddling with my boyfriend sometimes, i like to put my head under the front of his t-shirt and imagine that he’s five months pregnant with me.

[enchantedbook]

'Werewolf' by Jakub Różalski

[slutterhouse-5]

i will do absolutely anything for my loved ones EXCEPT rewatching a movie or tv show that i’ve seen too recently.

[slutterhouse-5]

i have a terrible confession… i never liked the song "landslide".

[slutterhouse-5]

if i could organize my every thought and feeling into a spreadsheet, i would.

but alas, it appears that the human experience is too vast and complex for even google sheets.

[slutterhouse-5]

just found this amaaaaazing new song that i’m gonna play incessantly for the next three days until it makes me physically sick to listen to!

[slutterhouse-5]

for the love of GOD, can tumblr stop trying to shove lana del rey down my throat???

[slutterhouse-5]

i think youth culture has reached the point where it’s actually more hardcore and subversive to have no tattoos.

[busket]

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

[slutterhouse-5]

this is how i feel every time i ask a friend if they want to hang out, no matter how long i’ve known them.

[slutterhouse-5]

from this moment forward, i am choosing to see my many friendships with beautiful and intelligent women as proof that i am, in fact, not a total loser.

[slutterhouse-5]

MAJOR LIFE UPDATE:

i’m going to eat dumplings for dinner!!

[catchymemes]

[slutterhouse-5]

i’m soooo excited to not have children!

[grindrbooks]