*drools*

Minors dni follows from billygoatbutch goat dog. i’m like 30 or whatever faggy non-binary queer boydyke sub to most, dom to some, bottom to almost anybody, top to an exclusive few. it/they/he

[slutyr]

💚💚💕💕💚💚💕💕💚💚💕💕my kinks are in your dni 💕💕💚💚💕💕💚💚💕💕💚💚

[spillhisgxts-deactivated2025080]

“sorry i’m awkward” “sorry i cant make eye contact” dont apologize that shit is so attractive like are you also that nervous during sex or

[slutyr]

hi :3

[slutyr]

working at a sex store when you’re a real freak means being surrounded by dildos and vibrators and porn all day and being totally fine and then getting insanely turned on out of nowhere just by putting on a well fitting pair of nitrile gloves

[slutyr]

post update, today at work I was ringing up a woman and in the middle of the transaction she looked at my hands and looked at me and smiled and said “those gloves look good on you” and I blushed and stammered like an idiot 

[sharkgirldick]

Trans people are always allowed to send me unsolicited nudes btw.

[gatormilf]

[hurriedly undressing] are you sure

[sharkgirldick]

YES, 100%

[slutyr]

porn titles used to be witty. we used to be a culture

[slutyr]

who up destroying their root chakra?

[slutyr]

working at a sex store when you’re a real freak means being surrounded by dildos and vibrators and porn all day and being totally fine and then getting insanely turned on out of nowhere just by putting on a well fitting pair of nitrile gloves

[slutyr]

it also means being able to deflect most sexual harassment before it starts because you already see where the train is headed but having to correct a customer because he’s too distracted by your leather boots to form a sentence and and it’s getting annoying

[slutyr]

working at a sex store when you’re a real freak means being surrounded by dildos and vibrators and porn all day and being totally fine and then getting insanely turned on out of nowhere just by putting on a well fitting pair of nitrile gloves

[maliceinsexland-archived]

[slutyr]

One of the worst things about working at an adult store that sometimes cis men try to mansplain anal sex to me, and I have to resist the urge to tell them that I am more freaked up than they will ever be and I already know everything they’re saying

[slutyr]

more annoying than that time we all got questioned by the fbi

[slutyr]

One of the worst things about working at an adult store that sometimes cis men try to mansplain anal sex to me, and I have to resist the urge to tell them that I am more freaked up than they will ever be and I already know everything they’re saying

[lilsweetbabyy]

Dryhumping and making out in dim lighting to a nice playlist

[slutyr]

190 lbs ——> 240 lbs and getting hotter every day

[agateaggregate]

Shes so me

[pr3ydriv3]

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

[livingdead-system-deactivated20]

Why would you hide this in the comments

[girlsadist]

we need to get more girls into sadism