[draciformes]

I am never changing my icon to anything except Luxine all the weird furries I follow see a little rainbow dragon in their activity feed and I lure them into my blog and I make them all mutuals with me like an anglerfish

Luxine gone 👋

[bastam]

There's no such thing as emotional cheating tbh you could say that shit about anything. what, am I emotionally cheating on you with this ant crawling along my sleeve right now? See how fuckin dumb that sounds? Yeah, exactly. I'm not doing that shit. I'm not cheating on anyone.

[Quietly waits for you to leave and then sends a knowing look to the ant]

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[yokowan]

deeply amusing to me how the term "minicomputer" was coined very prematurely

[yokowan]

^ this is a minicomputer fyi

[donjuaninhell]

And these are microcomputers. Yeah we really weren't expecting just how small we'd be able to shrink things down.

[minix-official]

We should keep the trend going, laptops should be nanocomputers and smart phones should be femtocomputers

[e-the-real-etherealist]

I think I'm mutuals with a femtocomputers

[all-mammal-creechur]

Proboscis Bat Rhynchonycteris naso

It is found from southern Mexico to Belize, Peru, Venezuela, Bolivia and Brazil, as well as in Trinidad. The bats are nocturnal, sleeping during the day in an unusual formation: most of them line up, one after another, on a branch or wooden beam, nose to tail, in a straight row.

In the photo, the two bats on the lower left are carrying young.

img source

[all-mammal-creechur]

I really love how dedicated these guys are to queuing.

[pyaarisms]

reading isn't enough I need to swallow the book whole

[kuchipachi]

white flag by lucia gallipoli

[sunburnt-brian]

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[raven-bythesea]

Say hello to Krenyrr Frerae, my drider OC. Click for best resolution

I'll make him a full ref eventually

Extra info:

See his back pattern design

He has 4 eyes on his back/cephalothorax that are used to detect changes in light when things approach him from behind

Biology because I overthink. Skeleton is internal bone structure only, I like to imagine exoskeleton aside drider skeletons look like a mermaid.

He's actually pretty ok after becoming a drider, learned to live with it and now lives on the surface. Might still kill and eat people.

Uses his pedipalps like a second set of arms to grab/carry things and express himself. They're almost constantly moving or fidgeting.

Body is generally based off Chrysilla spp. and Paraphidippus spp. jumping spiders , meaning he's built for sprinting and jumping not web building. He's fast and dangerous. He only really uses webs to secure a safety line for himself.

His jaw splits, giving his lower lip a constant split.

His body has an iridescent steel-blue shine.

[road0flife]

[melovibes57]

Happy international Asexual day 🙌🏽

A message from Yasmin Benoit and The Humans Right Campaign on IG

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[heartpy]

I think if humans layed eggs then our bosses would still make us come into work even after laying eggs... they'd say "get an incubator! you don't need to watch them!" and we would be forced into work every day instead of sitting on our eggs, so tragic! so cruel!!!!!

Posted by a birdbrain who is very very upset about having to go to work tomorrow morning

[heartpy]

Its like this

[road0flife]