i am a false prophet and god is a superstition

misc sideblog

[slytheo]

hi i’m olive welcome to my blog. likespam encouraged

main blog i like/follow from: @kittennature

side blogs:

@offthedancefloor (music/dnp)

@socialnetwcrk (tv/movies)

[sergal]

hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

[kosmogrl]

[rainphee]

this is the only time google's stupid ai has ever made my life better in any capacity

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[pseudophan]

dan and phil caused the stock market crash of 1987 confirmed

[bewareofthenotsonewphannie]

"Y'all never watched Wolf of Wall Street?"

[danrifics]

good news everyone’s aunt who posts minion memes is gonna love this one

[iamafatvagina101]

[dambiex]

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[xtec]

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

[urmumsbriskit]

Am I missing extremely important context

[xtec]

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

[kosmogrl]

[factorypomelo]

yeah sure why not

[hotvampireadjacent]

I just keep finding more random cuts. When the fuck did I get the one on my finger?

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

someone wronged me once

[3000s]

[bogleech]

The cousin of "he would not say that:" he would not keep saying that. It was a one off funny line for one particular situation. Every memorable line does not need to become a running gag.

[memorydatas]

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

[angelnumber27]

Celibacy Wednesday

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard