Ask Slytherclaw

Ask us anything! Rambles and random things from one Slytherin and one Ravenclaw. (With a newly devised side of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them)

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No shit buddy

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When it’s your besties birthday but you’re still a massive child.

(I didn’t forget you were coming, I swear, I just wanted the bath before everyone else)

HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY JACK YOU OLD PENSIONER.

Love Looney Lou

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Well it was at least memorable being given my birthday present by my best friend who I haven’t seen in six months who was also wearing nothing but a towel.

-Jay

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Just realised I said your OC'S name and not yours jeeze I need a sleep

~ Looney lou

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When it’s your besties birthday but you’re still a massive child.

(I didn’t forget you were coming, I swear, I just wanted the bath before everyone else)

HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY JACK YOU OLD PENSIONER.

Love Looney Lou

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Well it was at least memorable being given my birthday present by my best friend who I haven't seen in six months who was also wearing nothing but a towel.

-Jay

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When it's your besties birthday but you're still a massive child.

(I didn't forget you were coming, I swear, I just wanted the bath before everyone else)

HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY JAY YOU OLD PENSIONER.

Love Looney Lou

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This Slytherin’s sleep pattern is literally all or nothing.

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You have a sleep pattern

Lou

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Not right now, no

-Jay

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This Slytherin’s sleep pattern is literally all or nothing.

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You have a sleep pattern

Lou

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This Slytherin’s sleep pattern is literally all or nothing.

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what hp/fb character would you die for?

Right dont put this on me man like damn i would save them all ….. but id have to either pick either Sirius, Fred or Jacob.

It’s a hard decision okay I couldn’t pick one.

Looney lou

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REMUS LUPIN

-Jay

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what hp/fb character would you die for?

Right dont put this on me man like damn i would save them all ..... but id have to either pick either Sirius, Fred or Jacob.

It's a hard decision okay I couldn't pick one.

Looney lou

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Messy eaters

RAVENCLAWS are messy eaters. You'll find them in the corner of the dining hall with book in one hand and fork in the other. And if youll look closer youll find that they have bits of their curry on their lap.

Looney Lou

( speaking from experience )

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Peak Slytherin is, when you can verbally obliterate your enemy but get anxiety when it comes to ordering food from a complete stranger.

Peak Slytherin is, when you over think something so much you don’t even realise that you are talking out loud until someone stares at you weirdly because you just yelled at thin air to shut the fuck up.

Peak Slytherin is, when you can multitask a thousand things and still fuck up a simple task such as drinking water.

Peak Slytherin is, being so dubious and scientific that you can get all the research done in one night and still not do do it b ed cause you can’t see a good enough reason to do it.

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Ravenclaw: Are you decent?

Slytherin: Morally? No.

Slytherin: But I am wearing pants

if that’s what you mean.

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I’m quiet because...

Hufflepuff: strength doesn’t require being loud

Gryffindor: my actions speak 

Slytherin: I don’t owe you a response

Ravenclaw: I think too much to tell you everything

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You know it's bad when...

… A Gryffindor goes quiet … A Hufflepuff gets violent … A Ravenclaw screams … A Slytherin cries

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Slytherin Character Flaws

- Sometimes forfeits thinking about consequences for the sake of getting sh*t done

- Favours logic externally, keeps feelings contained internally

-On the topic of feelings, not always great at empathising with others

- Values composure sometimes a little too much which is what can make them come across as stand off-ish and proud

- Need to prove themselves crosses the line between just gaining knowledge, and  obsessing over things

- Which then leads to frustration if there is no outlet 

- Maintains composure for the sake of political correctness as it can be the easiest way of keeping everybody happy... (better hope you aren't around if they lose that composure though)

Feel free to add your own...

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Hi guys. I hope your having a nice holiday, just remember to eat and drink plenty and enjoy yourselves. If you like, you can come ask us questions and come chat. Have a lovely festive season.

Lots of love looney lou xx

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(^ old post)

LOU, YOUR HAIR HAD PURPLE TIPS WHEN WE FIRST STARTED THIS BLOG! Has it really been that long?????

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Yes yes it has, AND I CAN'T HAVE THEM ANY MORE CAUSE I'M A STUDENT NURSE 😭😭😭😭

Love lou