tumblr posts sentence meme
went through my personal and took stuff from gif sets, text posts, photosets, etc. feel free to change around however you see fit!
‘ i hope we never get to see each other again. ‘
‘ my problem is that i push people away and then hate them for leaving. ‘
‘ i can stop whenever i want. these are just choices. ‘
‘ all i’m saying is we both got $2 , if we put it together we can get a 4 for 4 from wendy’s and split it. ‘
‘ switching babies ? how hard can it be ? ‘
‘ i am gay but he’s not my boyfriend cause i can do much better than him. ‘
‘ oh you ‘ love ‘ your newborn child ? name three of their albums. ‘
‘ what the hell are you ? ‘
‘ i am [name] and you are mine. ‘
‘ may i offer any further ass ? ‘
‘ are you in the bathroom in the dark ? ‘
‘ she puts the ‘ itch ‘ in bitch. ‘
‘ this is my lazy sunday ! ‘
‘ whoa ! he stole that guy’s pizza ! ‘
‘ you have the face of an angel. ‘
‘ why are you eating ice cream in the winter ? ‘
‘ she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second , smaller smug look underneath. ‘
‘ work , go home , internet , sleep. ‘
‘ god, imagine sharing a bed with the person you love. chatting about dumb things ! just sleeping ! it’s like a sleepover but every night , how sweet is that !!!! ‘
‘ i’m single and ready to flamingle ! ‘
‘ hahaha ! don’t expect mouth to mouth ! ‘
‘ do you think washers and dryers are like , actually friends or work friends ? ‘
[ screams at top of lungs ] ‘ i’m cool. i’m fine. ‘
‘ ammo ? more like BL — AMMO ! ‘
‘ i almost fell down a well yesterday. ‘
‘ i support men’s rights. men’s rights to shut the fuck up. ‘
‘ so you’re breaking up with me because i’m too … [hair color] ?! ‘
‘ i love you and i like you. ‘
‘ i’d marry you for your money in a minute. ‘
‘ my life sucks. i’m going to bed. ‘
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