Slytherins do it Better

more like Draco Malfoy and slytherin INTP - SLYTHERIN

[darthanckin]

Make me choose: anon asked Draco or Harry?

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[in-an-hour-sunflower]

Pukwudgie Slytherin aesthetic

Cold nights and warm blankets, stormy evenings, keeping cool in the heat, cold showers after a hot day, warm tea, wanting to start an herb garden, glass jars, sweet coffee, brown boots, sunsets, thigh high socks and knitted cardigans, old casette tapes, falling asleep on the car ride home, worn out books with dog earred pages, telling friends to put themselves first, saying it’s okay to be selfish, learning new words, fake smiles and polite conversation, worried glances, connecting freckles to form constellations on skin, warm eyes, nervous laughs, fidgeting hands, loud thunder, cats lazing in the sun, a fireplace used for smores, harsh words and awkward apologies, running away from home to find a new one, trusting few but being respectful to all, dancing under the sun on the walk home when no one is looking, owing nothing to no one because kindness should always be free, knitted blankets, making plans for the future, keeping kids from crying, telling someone the answer when the teacher calls on them, messy desks, always having an extra pencil, modern twists on fairy tales, setting fire to a forest to make way for new growth, a practical heart, big dreams, something more, this is good enough for now but not forever

[slytherins-do-it-better]

Draco Malfoy: Tries to befriend Harry on the Hogwarts express.

Draco Malfoy: Gets so upset that Harry would not be his friend that he lashes out at him for six years straight.

Draco Malfoy: Vents about Harry to literally anyone who will listen.

Draco Malfoy: Does the most ridiculous things he can possibly think of to get Harry to notice him (dressing up as a dementor?!).

Draco Malfoy: Does not turn over Harry to Voldemort, even though he has nothing to gain by protecting him.

Draco Malfoy: *was gripping Harry so hard it hurt*

Draco Malfoy: Oh yes, I HATE HARRY POTTER. Have I mentioned to you guys today how I LOATHE THAT SCARHEAD, who lived, I mean I REALLY HATE HIM!!!

[buzzfeed]

This is a good and accurate quiz.

[slytherins-do-it-better]

McGonagall: Let's move it, people, time for student photos! Potter, none of your punk hand gestures this time.

James: What? It was a thumbs-up!

McGonagall: Sit on your hands just in case.

[likeawildthing]

padfoot shenanigans that probably happened:

taking people’s toast and/or bacon

peeing in inappropriate places b/c he can

chasing birds & squirrels & cats

laying in his friends’ beds when he knows he has fleas

going to #12 and leaving a present on the front doorstep

chasing harry on his toy broomstick around the house

tormenting the potters’ cat (to james’s chagrin and lily’s delight)

chewing up shoes when he’s pissed @ someone

knocking the rubbish bin (just to be an obnoxious ass)

doing things he’d normally be too COOL for like sitting close to people on a couch and going down slides and stuff

leaving sticks inside the house just to piss his mates off

pissing on his loud flatmate’s doormat

getting caught in a fence u know he did

getting himself stuck in eight inches of mud cause he wanted to go swimming & jumped into a pond

playing sock tug of war w/ humans

getting his head stuck in things

jumping onto people and knocking them over

coming up to cute ppl so they’ll pet him

[folkstellar]

[slytherins-do-it-better]

Sirius: Thanks for inviting us in.

Lily: I invited James in. You were with him.

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Minimalist Poster  ➳ The Marauders

“There were four heroes as it were in the previous generation and one of them betrayed the others, and then there were the three. So I wanted Harry to be surrounded by… James and Sirius and Lupin, all of whom had died in a way for him. You know Lupin had laid down his life in Harry’s battle, he didn’t have to come back, he didn’t have to fight. James had died trying to protect the family; Sirius very obviously had died fighting along with Harry.”

[frankcastl-deactivated20160524]

[get to know me meme] → 3/5 female characters → bellatrix lestrange

[wrenkingtson]

I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”

[iknowyoudidntinvitemelastsummer]

My father disagrees. He thinks he won’t last five

[candlewinds]

“The odd thing is, Harry,“ he said softly, “that it may not have meant you at all. Sibyll’s prophecy could have applied to two wizard boys, both born at the end of July that year, both of whom had parents in the Order of the Phoenix, both sets of parents having narrowly escaped Voldemort three times. One, of course, was you. The other was Neville Longbottom.”

[diarygirls]

book one harry: *loses 2 house points* oh my god they’re all going to hate me this is the biggest atrocity i have ever committed in my academic career, i have forever tarnished the reputation of gryffindor house

book six harry: *loses 70 points for gryffindor* * almost gets expelled* ask me if i give a motherfuck??

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[slytherins-do-it-better]

Lucius and Narcissa probably had this conversation

Lucius: Narcissa, did we ever discuss what we'd do if our son ever ended up gay

Narcissa: Well, in pureblood tradition, we would naturally force him to wed a woman and conceive an heir, and have male lovers on the side in secret. Why?

Lucius: True. So would we do that with Draco?

Narcissa: Is Draco gay?

Lucius: This has been the seventeenth time he's barged into my office talking about Potter.

Lucius: I'm starting to think he's more obsessed with the boy than the Dark Lord is.

Narcissa: That takes skill.

[venticaramelmocha]

Draco Malfoy in the books

If you didn’t read the books you wouldn’t know…

Draco Malfoy personally made the Potter stinks buttons and nobody could fix them to say Harry was cool and shit, if they tried it would only make the insults worse

You wouldn’t know Draco Malfoy was always right behind Hermione in grades

You wouldn’t know Draco was seriously the most animated person at school and acted out everything. 

You wouldn’t know Draco got deeply offended when people didn’t laugh at his jokes

You wouldn’t now Draco created the Weasley is our King song, tune and all. (Probably in the shower or something because he’s such a weenie) 

You wouldn’t know Draco and Ron got into a fist fight in their first year

You wouldn’t know about the huge knock down drag out between Draco, Harry and the rest of the Slytherin and Gryffindor quidditch team in their fifth year. (Harry  and Draco just fucking tackle each other rand start whooping each others asses and it’s amazing.)

You would miss out on basically everything Draco says and does. He’s a walking gold mind and It’s upsetting the movies didn’t devote a few seconds for any of his shit (Azkaban did an okay job) 

You wouldn’t know about the Weasley is our king buttons he made in fifth year either

You wouldn’t know Draco didn’t actually try and fight a Hippogriff he was just petting him and offhandedly said that he was ugly. He didn’t sprint over to him, he actually did all the bowing and what not.

If you didn’t read the books you wouldn’t know that Draco is the most annoyingly smart and artistic little shit you’ve ever heard of. 

[discountyam]

Preach.

[timetunrer]

Ollivanders

“Ollivanders in South Side, Diagon Alley, London, is owned by the Ollivander family and run by an older family member Garrick Ollivander, known only as Mr. Ollivander.”