Slytherpuff Squad Goals

A sneak peek into the adult life of a Hufflepuff who's best friend is a Sytherin. I also associate with Ravenclaws. (Art work isn't my own)

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all food is "guilt free" to me because i love foods and treats and snacks and drinks forever and ever amen

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Says the Hufflepuff

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Ravenclaw: Would someone please pass Huffle her noise canceling ear plugs? She’s gone all jumpy again.

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Slytherin: Huffle how much pain are you in?

Hufflepuff: Oh just the normal amount.

Slytherin: The normal amount is zero!

Hufflepuff: huh. I didn’t know.

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The mother of Hufflepuffs can usually sense when they’re Hufflepuff is hyper and it usually has to do with something the consumed.

Case in point: I (an adult huffle) had a small frozen coke with my meal.

Mom: oh that’s why you’re all over the place and loud. And I bet it was t decaffinated coke.

Me: Nope!

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Welcome back to Hogwarts everyone. I hope you find it just as you’ve left it. Take care of the magical creatures, plants and don’t neglect your studies. We are all so glad you’re here. Sleep tight and see you in the morning for your classes.

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Just learned that the Welsh word for Hufflepuff is wfftipwff. It’s pronounced oof- t-poof and I’ve never felt it more. 🤣

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Huffle:*Watches TikTok Video* The Potterhead fandom needs to recognize the beautiful truth which is the BFF relationship between Slytherins and Hufflepuff. *Watches till the end and then promptlysends video to Slytherin BFF*

(If you’re curious. The Huffle friend is blue. The Pupply Ploy is that Slytherins stop us from doing stupid stuff like following a man to an unmarked van who says he has free puppies.)

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Me I’m asking for me. I’m a Hufflepuff. We keep going out for snacks, because we keep eating them all, and Slytherins keep yelling at us to not go out. Also we’re eating the snacks we buy for Slytherin so we have to keep getting them more. Also we’re not in a place to bake right now, but we’ll join the Griffindors on their daily walks, and the Ravenclaws as they try to beat the next level on their video games. All while zooming or video chatting with them because Social Distancing.

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How the Houses Handle Quarantine

Ravenclaw: Is fine. Sits in front of the fire reading a good book when not telecommuting.

Griffindor: Spends the time getting in shape in his own house gym, while also making plans to lead work outs with neighbors from their balcony.

Slytherin: Plots the revenge of their enemies while simultaneously reading up on the best ways to get ahead. Creates new spells and potions never seen before.

Hufflepuff: After a day eating snacks and watching movies, wonders when this Quarantine will be lifted because oh my god they can’t handle the lonilness anymore.

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Huffle responds to Coronavirus by going over to Slytherin’s house.

Before Huffle can even say a word Slytherin hands Huffle snacks and a blanket.

A fun movie is already on and they spend the rest of quarantine together. Sitting in the couch, eating snacks and watching movies.

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Slytherin and Huffle have come to the decision that they both need to get healthy and loose weight.

Huffle suggests doing it together.

Slytherin likes this idea.

Huffle suggests an app because it’s a game and games are fun.

Slytherin agrees because it’s competition and the goal to achieve and beat everyone is high.

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Look I know you’re my best friend, but if you’re not even going to serve snacks then why bother? I’m sorry I’m not going to this party.

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Also I’m claiming: The person that invented TikTok was a Hufflepuff

Change my mind.

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Do you all know how hard it is as a Hufflepuff teacher to teach a bunch of Slytherins and unmotivated Ravenclaws? Do you? Also the Griffindors want to play. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Huffle rant here. Just because our name ends in Puff and our current house teacher is herbology and our common room is by the kitchen does NOT mean that every Huffle smokes.

I get it, you all think it’s cute. It’s really over played and some of us don’t do it. Whatever your feelings are, I’m not against it, it’s legal in my country. I’m just telling you all that not all of us do. Or have any desire to do. Stop saying all Huffles smoke!

Now wine and hanging out with our Slytherin besties, that’s something we all do.

End rant.