number one the thing from the thing (1982) kinne

*bites you* *bites you* *bites you*

[hoffmansbignaturals]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

[psychomaniac14]

well first off, pokemon would be real

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[realpokemon]

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a ditto” boring, unoriginal, rooted in ableism, trite

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a Klingklang” better, still a conspiracy but paying dues to undervalued objectmon

“i think my boss is secretly Darkrai, Mythical Pokémon of Nightmares and Darkness” bingo

[azcity-digital-lanternflies]

[vintagewildlife]

Gull inspecting two fake eggs and deciding to incubate the larger one By: Thomas D. McAvoy From: Life Nature Library: Animal Behavior 1965

[abyssalcaptain]

[empathviv]

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans

[sandsvendor100]

Oh

My God

[sandsvendor100]

Have You Heard The Terrible News

[apileofsmiles]

What happened Seymour?

[sandsvendor100]

They Are Printing The Bible In The Vernacular Tongue And Distributing It Out To The Lay People

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[venovenous]

peace and love on Earth..

[sexhaver]

one of my favorite parts about SSBM is that every local community independently evolves a slang word synonomous with "whiny-ass excuse for a loss" that always ends up being the name of the player in their community most notorious for this behavior

[albva]

[albva]

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

[sailatina3]

[ammnontet]

i cant stop editing nancy comics. and also ive never edited a bunch of someone else's comics before in my entire life.

[weirdrtvscomments]

[lizlemondyke]

it’s funny cuz it’s true

[papasmoke]

I just want you all to know i am planning to drive across the country to steal this street sign and hang it over my toilet

[zitongzi]

Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass

[papasmoke]

I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.

[entertheaardvark-deactivated202]

I’m so sorry has everybody seen this bots of new york

[the-transfeminine-mystique]

the Master whose oracle is at Delphi does not speak, does not dissimulate; he signifies