Happy X-mas

Merry Krismas

[chrysallys]

You don’t need to be a shawol to feel everything about this picture

[plastic-tulips]

how the FUCK did they make that penguin from wallace and gromit look so evil like it’s literally just a plasticine penguin but it somehow radiates Pure Malice look at it 

truly character design at its finest

[spoken-not-written-deactivated2]

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

[splendude]

thank you osmosis jones

[jordannwitt]

My immune system tried to kill me though.

[benito-cereno]

Jordan just remember you had twenty five billion enemies trying to kill you and you’ve survived them all

[jordannwitt]

Take THAT you tiny goddamn sons of bitches. 

[iraffiruse]

[10knotes]

The Quokka

[kestrel-tree]

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

[keena-kapu]

@maburito

[maburito]

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

[texanredrose]

You really don’t need to know a damn thing about French to understand this whole fucking post.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[babyanimalgifs]

I’ve never seen something so pure

[wtiski]

[princesstigerbelle]

Chub

[thesunshinegrl]

I love twenty one pilots

[mozzarella-sticks]

YA novel idea: in a world where everyone is born with a countdown with how many french fries they are allowed to eat before death, one young man (me) is born with an infinity symbol

[cleromanticon]

He grows up thinking it’s an 8 so he never eats any fries. He’s teased and taunted by the High Fry kids. Then he eats his first fry on his 18th birthday. His number doesn’t change, but the rest of his world does…

[inuhito]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[allforbts]

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[babyanimalgifs]

[gahhhdamn]

can this be my job lmao

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Lmaoo I’m the panda

[queenstravelingdarling]

Pandas are like bad little kids and I want 20 of them

[rianphin]

omg why are they all bad.. I’ve seen so many videos of them and they’re all bad!!!! I love it

[queerclouds]

my dumb ass always thought the song went “i guess it rains down in Africa” and i was like damn i guess it do

[bizarre-bazart]

[mmilhouse]

do you love the colour of the sky

[sundayroasts]

this is much better than the original.

[iamthebestby2ne1]