Small Czechoslovakian Traffic Warden

[legally-i-am-death]

Vzpomínám na mládí a musím se podělit o historku.

Když mi na začátku střední pomáhal učitel s laptopem (dlouhá historka, one drive je mrcha) došlo k zajímavému rozhovoru.

Učitel, který našel uložený celý film Pár pařmenů na laptopu 13leté studentky: to by jste neměla sledovat.

Já, idiot: je to jen parodie, nic špatného tam není.

On, absolutní legenda: já vím co tam je. Já to daboval

Jako PANE?????????

[small-cs-traffic-warden]

TOP STROP!

[small-cs-traffic-warden]

Jeden motivační citát seriálového Davida Stirlinga ve variantě pro pacifisty :-D.

Mně už zdobí stěnu v práci a docela TAK KRÁSNĚ funguje!

[small-cs-traffic-warden]

I just…

somehow stumbled upon Jack O'Connell's page on Wikipedia, and honestly, I didn't know much about him except for a few of his most famous roles and… isn't this surprisingly familiar in connection with Paddy Mayne's character?

Ambitions in team sports during childhood/adolescence?

Alcohol-related and violent juvenile offenses?

And you're telling me that there were certain lines leading to the military?

That part from Wikipedia:

Damn, I think playing Paddy must be a bit like "I'm home" for this man, "I understand you, bro." :-D :-D :-D.

[small-cs-traffic-warden]

Spadla jsem do králičí nory...

nechte mě tu, děkuji.

JAK TO ZAČALO

JAK TO JDE...

...

I'm in a rabbit hole... and I feel fine.

[small-cs-traffic-warden]

A pokračuji v krasojízdě...

[small-cs-traffic-warden]

Právě jsem si uvědomila, že Jack O'Connell hrál ne jednoho,

ale hned DVA BADASS DRUHOVÁLEČNÝ PARAŠUTISTY???

A jeden z nich je povědomější, než si možná myslíte...

Paddyho Mayna asi nemusím představovat, ovšem...

Ale že tohle ucho, tvářící se, že je JAN KUBIŠ !!! (a ne, rozhodně ne Josef Gabčík - i tak jsem si je přestala plést asi až v půlce filmu) je tatáž tvář? To mi došlo až dnes při pohledu na jeho filmografii...

Což znamená, že pro jednou hrál toho neochvějnýho kliďase z nerozlučný dvojice, ne čertíka z krabičky, pro změnu :-D. Což je asi fajn, ale stejně by se mi safra víc hodil na Gabčíka!

Tenhle příspěvek nemá žádnou pointu, jen mě to pobavilo. Anthropoid byl moje hyperhyperfixace kolem roku 2017 (stejný rok, kdy vyšel právě film Smrtihlav) a teď, když jsem se obloukem znovu vrátila k výsadkářům z Velké Británie, je to díky Pluku mizerů. Svět je malý...

[small-cs-traffic-warden]

Spadla jsem do králičí nory...

nechte mě tu, děkuji.

JAK TO ZAČALO

JAK TO JDE...

...

I'm in a rabbit hole... and I feel fine.

[finngualart]

these boys should be at the club pub

i am pretty much listening to irish folk on a daily basis and the concept of Paddy singing very dirty songs at the pub while Eoin is trying to keep his shit together accompanying Paddy's hollering is a thing that grabbed hold of me and wouldn't let go so here we aaareee (ive seen no evidence that Eoin doesn't play the fiddle as well as the piano :P)

dropping some songs that sparked this idea under the cut for those who are interested

heres one that you can very easily make entirely about Paddy/Eoin if you like suffering:

but this is the energy that i had in mind painting this image:

[small-cs-traffic-warden]

OKAY, WELL...

Dear @finngualart,

over the weekend, I went to a concert by a band I used to listen to about ten years ago. They're Czech (like me), but play folk rock inspired by Scottish, Irish, and generally Celtic rhythms. As soon as I entered the hall, I remembered this song and realized how perfect it is for Paddy and Eoin. And to this picture of yours!!!

So it's been playing in my head for two days now. In my head, where I also have your Eoin playing the violin, and damn, I think I'm going to have to make a fan video edit!

Here's very rough translation of the lyrics into English:

Wake me up when everyone believes I’m dead.

We’ll run away together to a better place than that.

We’ll run away together where they let us livethe way we want.

Now stop crying, dear, I was only sleeping hard.

I would never leave you standing here alone in the dark.

I would never leave you standing here alone,

lost in the night.

I want to be your light, your light in the dark.

Take my hand and lead me onwhen the day begins to lean toward evening.

Then I’ll take you instead, the night is cold,

a song keeps the wolves away from us.

Don’t call me by my name, let no one know who we are.

I’m just me, just who I am, and you’re princess of mine.

I’m just me, just who I am, and you’re princess of mine,

the sweetest I know.

We’ll cut the tips of our fingers, lose our prints,

buy a house by the French seaside,

buy a castle by the French seaside,

and go to sleep.

I want to be your light, your light in the dark...

[finngualart]

youre so damn cute for sending me music and a wholeass translation and also i was Very entertained debating who would call who "princess" in this scenario and imagining the both of them saying it to the other ahfhf

[small-cs-traffic-warden]

So... I actually have one more song?

From the same band. If the first song was directed more from Eoin to Paddy, here is Paddy's counterpart, in my opinion. This time, the music is not inspired by Irish or Celtic rhythms, but rather by Czech ones (the original band is joined here by a traditional music group that performs in the spirit of local Moravian folklore) – but even so..

Dark outside the window, a cross upon the wall,

my love, why are you not closer at all?

Every night in my sleep

the wind smells of chamomile, cruel and deep,

I still love you — you know

that I still love you, you know.

On the surface of the water, stars are shining bright,

another month has turned in the calendar.

Every night, out of sleep,

my calling echoes hollow into the dark so deep,

I still love you — you know

that I still love you, you know.

I miss you more with every passing day,

so on the wings of doves

I send a wish up to the sky,

the words I cannot say to you myself.

Before my bell finishes ringing,

may the saints keep you there,

may the saints keep you safe there

until I come to you, guarding you for me. 

Every night in my sleep

the wind smells of chamomile, cruel and deep,

I still love you — you know…

[finngualart]

these boys should be at the club pub

i am pretty much listening to irish folk on a daily basis and the concept of Paddy singing very dirty songs at the pub while Eoin is trying to keep his shit together accompanying Paddy's hollering is a thing that grabbed hold of me and wouldn't let go so here we aaareee (ive seen no evidence that Eoin doesn't play the fiddle as well as the piano :P)

dropping some songs that sparked this idea under the cut for those who are interested

heres one that you can very easily make entirely about Paddy/Eoin if you like suffering:

but this is the energy that i had in mind painting this image:

[small-cs-traffic-warden]

OKAY, WELL...

Dear @finngualart,

over the weekend, I went to a concert by a band I used to listen to about ten years ago. They're Czech (like me), but play folk rock inspired by Scottish, Irish, and generally Celtic rhythms. As soon as I entered the hall, I remembered this song and realized how perfect it is for Paddy and Eoin. And to this your fanart!!!

So it's been playing in my head for two days now. In my head, where I also have your Eoin playing the violin, and damn, I think I'm going to have to make a fan video edit!

Here's very rough translation of the lyrics into English:

Wake me up when everyone believes I’m dead.

We’ll run away together to a better place than that.

We’ll run away together where they let us livethe way we want.

Now stop crying, dear, I was only sleeping hard.

I would never leave you standing here alone in the dark.

I would never leave you standing here alone,

lost in the night.

I want to be your light, your light in the dark.

Take my hand and lead me onwhen the day begins to lean toward evening.

Then I’ll take you instead, the night is cold,

a song keeps the wolves away from us.

Don’t call me by my name, let no one know who we are.

I’m just me, just who I am, and you’re princess of mine.

I’m just me, just who I am, and you’re princess of mine,

the sweetest I know.

We’ll cut the tips of our fingers, lose our prints,

buy a house by the French seaside,

buy a castle by the French seaside,

and go to sleep.

I want to be your light, your light in the dark...

[finngualart]

these boys should be at the club pub

i am pretty much listening to irish folk on a daily basis and the concept of Paddy singing very dirty songs at the pub while Eoin is trying to keep his shit together accompanying Paddy's hollering is a thing that grabbed hold of me and wouldn't let go so here we aaareee (ive seen no evidence that Eoin doesn't play the fiddle as well as the piano :P)

dropping some songs that sparked this idea under the cut for those who are interested

heres one that you can very easily make entirely about Paddy/Eoin if you like suffering:

but this is the energy that i had in mind painting this image:

[finngualart]

i was dismayed by the lack of images of paddy getting kissed as he deserves on tumblr dot com so i did something about it. bonus smooch under the cut

[finngualart]

these boys should be at the club pub

i am pretty much listening to irish folk on a daily basis and the concept of Paddy singing very dirty songs at the pub while Eoin is trying to keep his shit together accompanying Paddy's hollering is a thing that grabbed hold of me and wouldn't let go so here we aaareee (ive seen no evidence that Eoin doesn't play the fiddle as well as the piano :P)

dropping some songs that sparked this idea under the cut for those who are interested

heres one that you can very easily make entirely about Paddy/Eoin if you like suffering:

but this is the energy that i had in mind painting this image:

[featherfangart]

Kingdom Come Delivery

[maslickonachlebik]

Dovolím si říct že Arnoštek je něco jako ostravský eso rimmer

[small-cs-traffic-warden]

JE TO TAK!

JE JEDEN Z NEJLEPŠÍCH TANEČNÍKŮ DISCO!

Což mi připomíná jeden můj starší crossover stejných univers...

[fleetn-crab85]

If I had a nickel...

For every time I watched a TV show where one character is canonically dead with no rizz, had so much internalized homophobia it hurts, an ego the size of a planet, slightly outdated ways of insulting people, and spent quality time in a personal hell of theirs...

AND they fell for a character from the late 1980s who didn't have a great childhood but has an awesome jacket, anger issues, is prone to swearing, and trying to get with another character (a woman) he has no possible chance of ever getting with...

AND they have a catboy bothering them...

I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice right?

[unicorngunter]

Firat 10 days of my DBDApromptober2025 together!!!

[small-cs-traffic-warden]

Mám doma skvělé kosmopako!

Vždycky má u sebe tužku! (a taky papír, nůžky a lepidlo). A tohle jsem od něj dnes dostala, tak mu jdu trochu polechtat ego 😊 😄 😘 @vychodoceske-poleno

Pac a pusu, Listerová

Translation: I have an amazing smeghead at home. He always has a pen! (and also paper, scissors, and glue). And this is what I got from him today, so I'm going to stroke his ego a little 😊 😄 😘

And the envelope says: Happy name day from your Rimmsey

[small-cs-traffic-warden]

There are more similarities…

PART 1

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