The State of The Art... Sort of.

Crab, she/her Retro TV my beloved <3 Feel free to leave something in the chatterbox!

[fleetn-crab85]

Greetings and Salutations!

I'm fleetn_crab85, but you can call me Crab, and I'll really post about anything I like! Please feel free to leave anything in my inbox (aka the "chatterbox"), I promise I don't bite <3

I'm currently super into The Beatles and The Monkees, but in the past I've posted about Pacific Rim, Doctor Who (both modern and classic), Mystery Science Theater 3000, and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

My Strawpage can be found here!

The Nanites (yes those little guys from MST3K) run my queue and they put whatever they want in there so please be patient

My tag system can be referenced below the cut:

General Tags:

#ask and ye shall receive - All answered asks will be under this tag!

#crab's blabbering - My tag for personal posts, answered asks, polls, etc.

#crab's jukebox - My music tag

#crab's favorite shows - My TV Show tag

#crab's scribbles - My personal art tag

#crab's bookshelf - My book tag

#crab's trip to the theatre - My theater/musical tag

#gamer crab - My video game tag

#crab's favorite films - My movie tag

#crab core - Normally memes that I think are me coded

#crabesthetic - Photos, objects, and other physical stuff that is me coded

#crab's favorite masterpieces - My non-fandom related art and art history tag

Fandom Tags:

#keep circulating the crabs - My MST3K (or Mystery Science Theater 3000) tag

#crab's guide to the galaxy - My H2G2 (or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) tag

#oh my giddy crab - My Classic Doctor Who tag

#crab fingers and custard - My Modern Doctor Who tag

#crab's holistic detective agency - My Dirk Gently tag

#crab's trip around the disc - My Discworld tag

#crab to the future - My BTFF (or Back to the Future) tag

#crab’s drift compatible - My Pacific Rim tag

#crabby in the sky with diamonds - My Beatles tag

#last train to crabsville - My Monkees tag

#infinite crab on the big dogma - My Mike Nesmith tag

#monkberry crab delight - My post-Beatles Paul McCartney tag

#groovy funky crab 27 - My Red Dwarf tag

#crab's faust cantata - My Phantom Of The Paradise tag

#crab goes a little mad sometimes - My Psycho tag

#attention all crabsonel - My MASH tag

#lego newsies - Anything related to my stop motion animation Newsies project

[ozzybutweirdthistime]

[downpeasant]

Micheal Nesmith's nudie suit appreciation ⭐️

[swagvo1d]

dead end

[swagvo1d]

doomed

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[canlifechillforasecond]

[beejstache]

alan alda italian bloopers supercut

[ninetimesbluedemo]

Mike Farrell in Sex and the Single Parent (1979)

[staticklinger]

[staticbluue]

I thought I had nothing to post but lo and behold! I found this in my disorganized M*A*S*H folder! This one goes out to @gaydar-oreilly

I put this up on my inprnt on a whim since everyone seems to like my funny stuff <3

[valtsv]

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

[valtsv]

[spaghetti-gremlin]

[Image ID: an image of a pair of scissors cutting a red thread on a plain white background. the scissors are right at the edge of the thread, but haven't cut them yet. the thread is labelled: "the thread i'm hanging on by". the scissors are labelled: "someone's voice cracking with genuine emotion during a performance". /.End ID]

[ashstfu]

god’s strongest soldiers are girls who are constantly overwhelmed by everything. and also girls on the first day of their period

[beejwatch]

dont watch christopher nolans ''''the odyssey'''' simply close your eyes and imagine the 1984 made for tv movie 'BJ goes to maine'

[fleetn-crab85]

A dream is a succession of images, dynamic scenes and situations, ideas, emotions, and sensations that usually occur involuntarily in the mind during certain stages of sleep.

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

[lakeadair]

M*A*S*H "Dreams" dir. alan alda + "greece on the ruins of missolonghi" - eugène delacroix (1826) / "painting (head of a smoker)" - joan miró (1925) / "herding horses" - han gan (8th c.) / "artist's studio - the dance" - roy lichtenstein (1974) / untitled - helen frankenthaler (?) [rotated] / "study of a head" - francis bacon (1952) / "nitro-67" - oleksandr aksinin (1967) [rotated]