Ph.D. in Vampire loving

She/They/He 20 live laugh lurk taken

[brucebocchi]

elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

[willgrahamscock]

how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants

[willgrahamscock]

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

[willgrahamscock]

oh come onnnnnn

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[parkchanwoohoo]

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[princessnijireiki]

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[carrier-angel]

Do not ever engage with any of my posts or blogs ever again

this is such a funny ask to send on anon?

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[millymess]

(DMing friend) noooo sorry Im busy I can't play video games with you tonight :(.... (logging into jigsaw role playing account) (DMing same friend) Do you want to play a game?

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

fuck offfffffff

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

for my mutuals who havent seen backrooms this guy has maybe 15 minutes of screen time in the whole movie and could not be mistaken by an old blind dog in the dark with no knowledge of storytelling convention for a character with depth. he has half a personality trait and the most impactful thing he does in the movie is leave a trail of blood for another character to follow. how someone was able to sit down and write a fanfiction about him being dark and brooding, post it to tumblr, and then maintag it is beyond me. i asked the greatest minds of our generation and they came up empty. i refuse to believe the person who posted this is earnestly attracted to this character and not the shadow of a generic white man cast on a cave wall

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

SORRY. 15 minutes of screen time counting the scenes where he's BEHIND the camera and all you hear is his voice making insipid comments

[omtai]

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

[coern]

seeing plushies of a character you like that you dont have and cant get will inspire feelings of greed and envy in you only described in ancient stories about gods smiting people into slugs for experiencing desire

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[drangel76]

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip